Litvir Kaldynik
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Litvir Kaldynik
@litvir.bsky.social
Deranged psionic psychopath learning to be a half-decent person. Writer, drawer and hater of the apostrophe.
Oh thank you. Guess I will eat something else.
February 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Good writing". Idiots like me can write any old nonsense. A good writer, someone who entices you to read on, is someone for whom writing is more difficult.
February 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Once again, I ask, will these kill me, or shall I fetch the butter?
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Aw, alright. I shall just admire them from a safe distance then.
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I like them! Can I eat them?
February 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"And that is why the Ones Above ignore you. Even with basic technology, even with all the knowledge of an entire planet at your fingertips, you still hate each other, and you use your guns and phones as weapons, nothing more. And so you will remain, until you truly see our Unity and become worthy."
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Stab more Imperials. They are the bad guys after all.
February 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
May I guess, are the roots of this word "φιλώ" and "καλός", meaning "love" and "good"?
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good WEEK? He has been laughing for a while.
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You are not an idiot. Many companies hide who they are owned by. You found an alternative and made amends, that is good.
February 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I would not say that my writing is comedic either. It is a mess. At one point, I had two concurrent storylines, one a wedding between a somewhat normal guy and a mimic, another featuring a gladiator unwittingly fighting to save their boyfriend.
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I cannot say the same about my Animal Crossing village...
February 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Also try calling them. Emails can be deleted. Phone calls are harder to ignore.
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh, I have been writing this nonsense for years now, I have no idea what genre it is, aside from "stupid".
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Too late, I fell into the void of those dice. Help?
February 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Please repeat this to my friend. He will not listen to me when I say this exact same thing to him.
February 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Clearly you need a picture of your cat alongside a copy or draft of your book for maximum marketing!
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
One of the characters getting married is a telepath so yes, it will be a tad unexpected.
February 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fishing in video games is always better than fishing in real life.
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
At some point I will start writing about a heist to steal a space ship that has been wrongly impounded, and a second heist to rescue an ancient deity trapped inside a coma. But I have a fictional wedding to plan first.
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
But I AM creating, constantly, and it is mediocre at best. Are you suggesting instead that I look at other people's work and tear it apart (metaphorically) in order to work out how to better my own work?
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nice. Meanwhile I am still looking for my damn shiny Wooloo in Pokemon GO. I just want the cute black sheep, damn it.
February 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM