Canada leading in the Nation Category of the Darwin Awards Competition!

"pedants", not "pendants". Can someone, anyone please pass a law outlawing autocorrect?

Just hang on for 42 more days. Then the days start getting longer. (Oh, shut up you tiresome pendants: Yes, I know that the days don't get longer, just daylight hours. **sheesh**) So, Dec. 21. That means, if you're in NL that day, there will only be about seven more months of Winter.

But... but... but... The AI critter told me that, if I were innocent, I should just tell the arresting officer everything thathappened and that it didn't know what the legal term STFU meant.

There's something to be said for living in a seniors facility and everyone either well past or closing in on being 80, and once the hearing aids come out, everyone pretty much is getting ready to turn in after "Jeopardy". 😴😷

Hey, but ain't that Allegra Kuney some sharp kid on "Jeopardy", wha?

On the way out of a restaurant, where we were celebrating our anniversary, I saw a mom with a beautiful new baby. I walked up to admire the baby, as did everyone else passing the mom, and I leaned in to the baby and said, "As an old man, I apologize for the mess that my generation has left you." 😢😷

Ain't liberries just about the pinnacle of Western civilisation? And if you're, among other categories, a resident of a seniors congregate living place, you're eligible for home delivery. Like us, you can either let Dan pick the books or pick them yourself online or a combination of the two.

OK. That reply officially wins today's interwebs.

And the AI bros and their investors will demand a taxpayer bailout, perhaps?