@littleshoeshineboy.bsky.social
I’m at the age where I now enjoy visiting the dentist because they play my jams.
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m at the age where I now enjoy visiting the dentist because they play my jams.
The moment of panic when you think, Maybe THIS time my cell phone forgot to spring ahead.
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The moment of panic when you think, Maybe THIS time my cell phone forgot to spring ahead.
We learned today that a large language model will be applied to our mandatory “What did you do last week’ emails to determine if our work is “mission-critical.” One, is anyone getting a contract to provide this LLM? Two, we already have position descriptions and perform guides to do this. So dumb!
February 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We learned today that a large language model will be applied to our mandatory “What did you do last week’ emails to determine if our work is “mission-critical.” One, is anyone getting a contract to provide this LLM? Two, we already have position descriptions and perform guides to do this. So dumb!
When I see photos of my dog, I always exclaim “cuteness overload!” With my cat’s photos, however, I’ve been commanded to say “cuteness overlord!”
February 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When I see photos of my dog, I always exclaim “cuteness overload!” With my cat’s photos, however, I’ve been commanded to say “cuteness overlord!”
Trump puts the elon in felon!
February 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump puts the elon in felon!
Right now that Nigerian prince’s offer is sounding pretty good.
February 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Right now that Nigerian prince’s offer is sounding pretty good.
Entrepreneurial idea: Grindr but for people who want to find people nearby who will let you come over and play with their cats.
February 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Entrepreneurial idea: Grindr but for people who want to find people nearby who will let you come over and play with their cats.
Another Valentine’s Day has passed without Merritt Wever falling in love with me. Life is cruel, very cruel. But at least I have my cat!
February 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Another Valentine’s Day has passed without Merritt Wever falling in love with me. Life is cruel, very cruel. But at least I have my cat!
Thanks to the federal full-time-in-the-office mandate, my monthly gas expense is going from $250/month to $800/month. Yes, $800 on gas per month. That’s $550 less I can no longer put into the local economy and $550 more into billionaire energy barons. Yep, makes perfect sense!
February 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thanks to the federal full-time-in-the-office mandate, my monthly gas expense is going from $250/month to $800/month. Yes, $800 on gas per month. That’s $550 less I can no longer put into the local economy and $550 more into billionaire energy barons. Yep, makes perfect sense!
I’m proud of my civil service. I do my job and do it well. Before my federal career, I served in the military— in fact, around 30% of the federal workforce are veterans. A billionaire and a narcissist won’t get me to quit.
February 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m proud of my civil service. I do my job and do it well. Before my federal career, I served in the military— in fact, around 30% of the federal workforce are veterans. A billionaire and a narcissist won’t get me to quit.
If anyone gets this screen and sees a winning mound of mac n cheese rather than gold bars, friend me now!
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If anyone gets this screen and sees a winning mound of mac n cheese rather than gold bars, friend me now!
Reposted
OK, you can't have it both ways, Donald.
You can't stupidly brag about how you ended DEI to bring back safety at the FAA and then stupidly blame DEI the first time there is a crash on your watch.
You can't stupidly brag about how you ended DEI to bring back safety at the FAA and then stupidly blame DEI the first time there is a crash on your watch.
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
OK, you can't have it both ways, Donald.
You can't stupidly brag about how you ended DEI to bring back safety at the FAA and then stupidly blame DEI the first time there is a crash on your watch.
You can't stupidly brag about how you ended DEI to bring back safety at the FAA and then stupidly blame DEI the first time there is a crash on your watch.
Reposted
The DC control tower was understaffed. There was only one controller, controlling both helicopters and planes. Those are supposed to be separate jobs.
We need to investigate whether Donald Trump's hiring freeze last week played a role.
We need to investigate whether Donald Trump's hiring freeze last week played a role.
January 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The DC control tower was understaffed. There was only one controller, controlling both helicopters and planes. Those are supposed to be separate jobs.
We need to investigate whether Donald Trump's hiring freeze last week played a role.
We need to investigate whether Donald Trump's hiring freeze last week played a role.
After the tragic helo-plane collision near DC, I was tempted to post something snarky like, ‘Gee, I wonder how the Repubs will spin this??’ thinking that even they wouldn’t be so ugly or opportunistic.
Then I see a headline that Chump is blaming the crash on DEI.
They truly have no bottom.
Then I see a headline that Chump is blaming the crash on DEI.
They truly have no bottom.
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
After the tragic helo-plane collision near DC, I was tempted to post something snarky like, ‘Gee, I wonder how the Repubs will spin this??’ thinking that even they wouldn’t be so ugly or opportunistic.
Then I see a headline that Chump is blaming the crash on DEI.
They truly have no bottom.
Then I see a headline that Chump is blaming the crash on DEI.
They truly have no bottom.
(2/2) Meanwhile, my Trumper coworker sneaks out early cuz even one full day a week in the office is too much. He’s seeking an RA to (as he admitted to me) avoid having to come in at all. He voted to shatter the lives of his coworkers while his life remains unscathed. Trumpers are awesome.
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
(2/2) Meanwhile, my Trumper coworker sneaks out early cuz even one full day a week in the office is too much. He’s seeking an RA to (as he admitted to me) avoid having to come in at all. He voted to shatter the lives of his coworkers while his life remains unscathed. Trumpers are awesome.
(1/2) The klepto-oligarchy’s return-to-work mandate for federal employees threatens scores of my remote coworkers’s livelihoods and families, causing unimaginable distress. More than half of us on my team are veterans.
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
(1/2) The klepto-oligarchy’s return-to-work mandate for federal employees threatens scores of my remote coworkers’s livelihoods and families, causing unimaginable distress. More than half of us on my team are veterans.
Yes!
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yes!
Reposted
"Was it appropriate for a Christian bishop to speak about the teachings of Christ in a Christian church?" asked an outraged mob of people who claim to be Christians.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Was it appropriate for a Christian bishop to speak about the teachings of Christ in a Christian church?" asked an outraged mob of people who claim to be Christians.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
The number of times my thumb seeks the now-deleted FB app on my phone is grotesque!
January 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The number of times my thumb seeks the now-deleted FB app on my phone is grotesque!
Reposted
This puritanical pixie thinks Jesus's Sermon on the Mount was radical ideology.
"Blessed are the merciful." Matthew 5:7
Christian Nationalists are the least likely Americans to pay attention to Jesus. Even atheists are more likely to follow his teachings, if only inadvertently.
"Blessed are the merciful." Matthew 5:7
Christian Nationalists are the least likely Americans to pay attention to Jesus. Even atheists are more likely to follow his teachings, if only inadvertently.
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This puritanical pixie thinks Jesus's Sermon on the Mount was radical ideology.
"Blessed are the merciful." Matthew 5:7
Christian Nationalists are the least likely Americans to pay attention to Jesus. Even atheists are more likely to follow his teachings, if only inadvertently.
"Blessed are the merciful." Matthew 5:7
Christian Nationalists are the least likely Americans to pay attention to Jesus. Even atheists are more likely to follow his teachings, if only inadvertently.
Reposted
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.