They're buggers!
A family of them have moved into one of my beds.

I've been popping empty squash bottles on mine - seems to have worked so far.

Ooh, thank you - I'll need to order

America is an odd place.
Why is it so much worse if a (progun) politician is shot than multiple school children?

Oooh, tempting!

High peak is the same. I shudder as I drive by.
Numpties.

Ive just discovered negronis.
They're a thing.

He's in the garden.
There's some serious arachnophobia round these parts - it seemed the safest place for him.
I'm sure he'll have found his way back in. I'll know when I hear manly shrieking from the bathroom.

I found a bobbydazzler in the bath last night.
Wasn't sure whether I should pop it outside or offer it tea.

(Takes notes).
Where would one go to purchase a fox?
Tbh, last time they got this bad they all succumbed to a bunny plague. I suspect it'll come round again.

I can recommend Nigel last Lawson's recipe for moonblushed tomatoes.