The herbaceous hoarder.
@littlelorrie.bsky.social
Excels at falling in water in entertaining ways.
Grower of low quality veggies and baker of comedy cake fails.
Opinions not generally my own
Grower of low quality veggies and baker of comedy cake fails.
Opinions not generally my own
Tada! I grew some stuff!
I've never grown tomatoes before and may have gone a little ott with 14 tomato plants...
I've never grown tomatoes before and may have gone a little ott with 14 tomato plants...
June 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tada! I grew some stuff!
I've never grown tomatoes before and may have gone a little ott with 14 tomato plants...
I've never grown tomatoes before and may have gone a little ott with 14 tomato plants...
I have reached new lows.
Got excited about using homegrown bamboo canes on my tomatoes.
Anyway, behold my Luffa.
Got excited about using homegrown bamboo canes on my tomatoes.
Anyway, behold my Luffa.
May 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have reached new lows.
Got excited about using homegrown bamboo canes on my tomatoes.
Anyway, behold my Luffa.
Got excited about using homegrown bamboo canes on my tomatoes.
Anyway, behold my Luffa.
This mega-poppet is 20 in the morning.
20 whole years of the awesome one. Mostly today he's been doing DIY and making me laugh.
20 whole years of the awesome one. Mostly today he's been doing DIY and making me laugh.
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This mega-poppet is 20 in the morning.
20 whole years of the awesome one. Mostly today he's been doing DIY and making me laugh.
20 whole years of the awesome one. Mostly today he's been doing DIY and making me laugh.
Nearly painted the kitchen cabinets the right colour...
Nearly.
Nearly.
May 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Nearly painted the kitchen cabinets the right colour...
Nearly.
Nearly.
Been up to the allotment to water the greenhouse. Also watered my feet & sleeves, so that's nice.
Anyway, have a look at the size of my tomatillos.
Anyway, have a look at the size of my tomatillos.
April 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Been up to the allotment to water the greenhouse. Also watered my feet & sleeves, so that's nice.
Anyway, have a look at the size of my tomatillos.
Anyway, have a look at the size of my tomatillos.
Spring.
So my photo album is mostly full of photos like this.
So my photo album is mostly full of photos like this.
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Spring.
So my photo album is mostly full of photos like this.
So my photo album is mostly full of photos like this.
Giving up caffiene to help manage my migraines.
Now the caffiene withdrawal is giving me a headache.
Now the caffiene withdrawal is giving me a headache.
March 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Giving up caffiene to help manage my migraines.
Now the caffiene withdrawal is giving me a headache.
Now the caffiene withdrawal is giving me a headache.
I absolutely did not go to plot and take photos in my greenhouse
That would be a bit sad...
That would be a bit sad...
March 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I absolutely did not go to plot and take photos in my greenhouse
That would be a bit sad...
That would be a bit sad...
You're preaching to the choir on that one 😊
March 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You're preaching to the choir on that one 😊
Jarvis has designs on my cheese. But suspect would also enjoy a little sandwich.
February 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Jarvis has designs on my cheese. But suspect would also enjoy a little sandwich.
Phew, I'm decked in
(Wanders off chuckling).
(Wanders off chuckling).
February 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Phew, I'm decked in
(Wanders off chuckling).
(Wanders off chuckling).
Question of the day.
What pooped the poo?
Size 5 hiking boot for scale
What pooped the poo?
Size 5 hiking boot for scale
February 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Question of the day.
What pooped the poo?
Size 5 hiking boot for scale
What pooped the poo?
Size 5 hiking boot for scale
Country life...
Also, I'd really like to move to upper thong.
There's nowt there - but I'd chuckle every time I read my address.
Also, I'd really like to move to upper thong.
There's nowt there - but I'd chuckle every time I read my address.
January 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Country life...
Also, I'd really like to move to upper thong.
There's nowt there - but I'd chuckle every time I read my address.
Also, I'd really like to move to upper thong.
There's nowt there - but I'd chuckle every time I read my address.
Is it possible to harvest sprouts and not waft around an allotment doing Morrissey impressions?
No, didn't think so.
No, didn't think so.
December 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Is it possible to harvest sprouts and not waft around an allotment doing Morrissey impressions?
No, didn't think so.
No, didn't think so.
Played pictonary.
My son had the word "mum"
May I present, my beloved son's portrait of me...
Words were had.
My son had the word "mum"
May I present, my beloved son's portrait of me...
Words were had.
December 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Played pictonary.
My son had the word "mum"
May I present, my beloved son's portrait of me...
Words were had.
My son had the word "mum"
May I present, my beloved son's portrait of me...
Words were had.
I'm going full sparkle tonight...
With slippers, because I'm that cool.
With slippers, because I'm that cool.
December 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I'm going full sparkle tonight...
With slippers, because I'm that cool.
With slippers, because I'm that cool.
There are people who don't have Yorkies on Christmas day? Monsters!
How many would you recommend? I was planning on 24. But of a significant size 😆.
Spuds are an unknown. My mum will pop what she thinks are enough on to parboil, then the rest of the family will add to the pot as we pass.
How many would you recommend? I was planning on 24. But of a significant size 😆.
Spuds are an unknown. My mum will pop what she thinks are enough on to parboil, then the rest of the family will add to the pot as we pass.
December 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
There are people who don't have Yorkies on Christmas day? Monsters!
How many would you recommend? I was planning on 24. But of a significant size 😆.
Spuds are an unknown. My mum will pop what she thinks are enough on to parboil, then the rest of the family will add to the pot as we pass.
How many would you recommend? I was planning on 24. But of a significant size 😆.
Spuds are an unknown. My mum will pop what she thinks are enough on to parboil, then the rest of the family will add to the pot as we pass.
You loved it
December 7, 2024 at 7:58 PM
You loved it
Red sky in the morning & all that.
November 29, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Red sky in the morning & all that.
In the Bath.
I'll bet no one's done that joke before.
I'll bet no one's done that joke before.
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
In the Bath.
I'll bet no one's done that joke before.
I'll bet no one's done that joke before.
Anyway, have a ganders at this peak 80s fun
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Anyway, have a ganders at this peak 80s fun
I found a photo of my first car.
Introducing Uncle Boz
Introducing Uncle Boz
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I found a photo of my first car.
Introducing Uncle Boz
Introducing Uncle Boz
Yes! Shower's in.
I am a useless adult without my morning shower.
I am a useless adult without my morning shower.
November 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Yes! Shower's in.
I am a useless adult without my morning shower.
I am a useless adult without my morning shower.
