denial kinks are so stupid, like what making you not CUM makes you horny? yknow what happens when you’re horny? you CUM! then guess what bun, you’re CUMMING which means you’re not horny! make up your MIND americans! are you CUMMING and not horny or horny and NOT CUMMIN?

setting my gf up on horrid dates to wean her off polyamory

i grind for a view like this

i just wanna make sure my boys are well taken care of

its the simple instinct of a girl

to make sure her boys are sleeping well, warm, and safely even when im not around

playing hard to get so i put her full name address and social security number on my DNI

Ultimately, a hylic is someone who chases after the phantoms of goodness in a world that is completely shot through with evil, and hates you for pointing out that even an ocean of good, real or imagined, could not cleanse or sanitize a single speck of evil in a world whose sole salience is suffering

car is a type of blade in god’s eyes i feel

secret skeleton event in the mmolb discord... my contribution:

#mmolb #art

problematic sleep gap

hosting a no loads refused orgy because i REALLY need to hit my protein goals

they call me broken and clocky the way im like, yk the way im… whatever i guess its not that time of day yet.

youtuber with a public list of videos todo with “why im quitting youtube” in the middle

oh fuck im so bored oh god im doing literally nothing #nothingplay

i could really go for a foidrito rn

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apparently in 20 years i piss off a fourth dimensional creature so he’s gone back in time to torture me at my weakest and most pathetic?

federal agencies being sponsored by some fucking brand forcing their undercover agents to slip in advertisements while theyre trying to blend in