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if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person
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There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
One thing about being old and single is I don't feel like any of my problems are worth mentioning. Do people go to therapy to talk about their inane shit?
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One thing about being old and single is I don't feel like any of my problems are worth mentioning. Do people go to therapy to talk about their inane shit?
Erin Andrews wearing a handbag
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Erin Andrews wearing a handbag
Fat white guy with a beard and captain hat, what is it that you know about life that I will never?
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fat white guy with a beard and captain hat, what is it that you know about life that I will never?
Spitting is an ejection but punching is ok apparently
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Spitting is an ejection but punching is ok apparently
Yeah duh it's all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Sao Paulo.
It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too.
It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too.
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yeah duh it's all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Sao Paulo.
It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too.
It'd be all Chiefs fans in the stadium in Los Angeles too.
The date went ok but if I'm being honest her moves weren't that raw
August 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The date went ok but if I'm being honest her moves weren't that raw
Where are the hot babes
I don't care about this girl
Or her bad music
A haiku about Coyote Ugly
I don't care about this girl
Or her bad music
A haiku about Coyote Ugly
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Where are the hot babes
I don't care about this girl
Or her bad music
A haiku about Coyote Ugly
I don't care about this girl
Or her bad music
A haiku about Coyote Ugly
wait so all this talk about Cracker Barrel is just because they took the cracker and the barrel off of the logo?
August 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wait so all this talk about Cracker Barrel is just because they took the cracker and the barrel off of the logo?
I still think it would be a little tricky to shoot a fish in a barrel, depending how many fish were in there.
August 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I still think it would be a little tricky to shoot a fish in a barrel, depending how many fish were in there.
💅🏽 is the cuntiest emoji right
August 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
💅🏽 is the cuntiest emoji right
This next song is called "everybody in this bar appears to be white"
August 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This next song is called "everybody in this bar appears to be white"
I just saw a bald guy in regular suspenders not braces probably from a wedding and it was like seeing a tanuki
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I just saw a bald guy in regular suspenders not braces probably from a wedding and it was like seeing a tanuki
Do WWE fans cross their arms when getting head or
August 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Do WWE fans cross their arms when getting head or
"crabs in a bucket" is a weird saying
if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it
the crabs aren't naturally in buckets
if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it
the crabs aren't naturally in buckets
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"crabs in a bucket" is a weird saying
if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it
the crabs aren't naturally in buckets
if the goal is for the crabs to be out of the bucket, I'm less interested in blaming the other crabs when the problem is the bucket existing and the people who put the crabs into it
the crabs aren't naturally in buckets
The modern Internet has me dating "this feels like none of my business" to a lot of people about a lot of things
August 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The modern Internet has me dating "this feels like none of my business" to a lot of people about a lot of things
Why the fuck does ophiuchus have an emoji? We gotta entertain fake space racism plus the extra fake sign too?
July 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why the fuck does ophiuchus have an emoji? We gotta entertain fake space racism plus the extra fake sign too?
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Doctor Ahmad al-Farra, head of paediatrics at Nasser Hospital, says that Sila Barbakh, an 11-month-old baby, is suffering from acute malnutrition due to insufficient calorie intake.
Al-Farra explained that Barbakh's mother can’t breastfeed her due to being malnourished herself.
Al-Farra explained that Barbakh's mother can’t breastfeed her due to being malnourished herself.
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Doctor Ahmad al-Farra, head of paediatrics at Nasser Hospital, says that Sila Barbakh, an 11-month-old baby, is suffering from acute malnutrition due to insufficient calorie intake.
Al-Farra explained that Barbakh's mother can’t breastfeed her due to being malnourished herself.
Al-Farra explained that Barbakh's mother can’t breastfeed her due to being malnourished herself.