Pure Kenergy
@literallyzedong.bsky.social
Saw someone tweet about a Bears-Patriots Superbowl a few weeks ago and said "whatever, sure", unaware that I had met with an oracle
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Saw someone tweet about a Bears-Patriots Superbowl a few weeks ago and said "whatever, sure", unaware that I had met with an oracle
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Gotta feel good for Patriots fans after watching them suffer through five long years without being the best team in the NFL
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Gotta feel good for Patriots fans after watching them suffer through five long years without being the best team in the NFL
I LOVE MY TEAM WINNING GAMES BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I LOVE MY TEAM WINNING GAMES BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
DRAKE "Drake Maye" MAYE
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
DRAKE "Drake Maye" MAYE
Really fucked up that ESPN keeps reminding me of the two worst days of my life (Patriots v Giants superbowls)
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Really fucked up that ESPN keeps reminding me of the two worst days of my life (Patriots v Giants superbowls)
Cross-posted trend from the bird app, went through all my (surviving) games to see my champion teams again!
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cross-posted trend from the bird app, went through all my (surviving) games to see my champion teams again!
The name Pokémon Legends: ZA is in reference to the fact that npcs have Zero Answers into Excadrill
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The name Pokémon Legends: ZA is in reference to the fact that npcs have Zero Answers into Excadrill
Is adding "looking for a woman who could and would kill me" to a dating profile too forward? Asking for a friend who is me
October 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is adding "looking for a woman who could and would kill me" to a dating profile too forward? Asking for a friend who is me
It's called Expedition 33 because you have 3 frames to parry all the 30 hit combos
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It's called Expedition 33 because you have 3 frames to parry all the 30 hit combos
The Staff of Circe experience
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Staff of Circe experience
I love my favorite apolitical manga <3
Thank you Fujimoto and the War Devil for protecting me from woke and the Reading Comprehension Devil
Thank you Fujimoto and the War Devil for protecting me from woke and the Reading Comprehension Devil
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love my favorite apolitical manga <3
Thank you Fujimoto and the War Devil for protecting me from woke and the Reading Comprehension Devil
Thank you Fujimoto and the War Devil for protecting me from woke and the Reading Comprehension Devil
Road work ahead?
Yeah, I fucking wish it did
Yeah, I fucking wish it did
September 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Road work ahead?
Yeah, I fucking wish it did
Yeah, I fucking wish it did
Silksong is so good, but what the fuck was this guy's problem
September 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Silksong is so good, but what the fuck was this guy's problem
Months late update, but both of those dudes fucking suck and have been stricken from the record, we're so back
Lost my undefeated beginner's luck streak at beer pong to another beginner
September 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Months late update, but both of those dudes fucking suck and have been stricken from the record, we're so back
Got so heated at Silksong that I started playing Dead by Daylight to cool off, I fear it may be over for me
September 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Got so heated at Silksong that I started playing Dead by Daylight to cool off, I fear it may be over for me
Can't believe this still applies every time Nintendo makes an announcement
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can't believe this still applies every time Nintendo makes an announcement
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
His smoke was too tough. His swag was too different. His bitch was too bad. They killed him
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
His smoke was too tough. His swag was too different. His bitch was too bad. They killed him
Actively and obviously dodged the "what's your deepest darkest fear" question; did not expect the rest of the circle to actually answer
July 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Actively and obviously dodged the "what's your deepest darkest fear" question; did not expect the rest of the circle to actually answer
I LOVE SHOVING AI INTO EVERYTHING
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE BLOATWARE WITH LESS FUNCTIONALITY THAN BONZIBUDDY
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE BLOATWARE WITH LESS FUNCTIONALITY THAN BONZIBUDDY
July 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I LOVE SHOVING AI INTO EVERYTHING
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE BLOATWARE WITH LESS FUNCTIONALITY THAN BONZIBUDDY
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE BLOATWARE WITH LESS FUNCTIONALITY THAN BONZIBUDDY
It's been years, but randomly running into any part from Bo Burnham: Inside still hits just as hard as it did the first time I watched it, and instantly fuels a desire to rewatch it.
Incredible piece of art
Incredible piece of art
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It's been years, but randomly running into any part from Bo Burnham: Inside still hits just as hard as it did the first time I watched it, and instantly fuels a desire to rewatch it.
Incredible piece of art
Incredible piece of art
Awful news, I've caught myself unironically and repeatedly doing the dad stance whenever my roommates have the tv on
July 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Awful news, I've caught myself unironically and repeatedly doing the dad stance whenever my roommates have the tv on
Fucked up at the fire pit, need to convince more of these mfs to try Malört
June 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fucked up at the fire pit, need to convince more of these mfs to try Malört
The fires of Hell are not hot enough for these fucking ghouls
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The fires of Hell are not hot enough for these fucking ghouls
Saturday night and no one to send a Hey with a slutty amount of y's to 😔
June 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Saturday night and no one to send a Hey with a slutty amount of y's to 😔