RFK Jr taking the vaccines from your body and replacing it with beef tallow:

Oh so NOW we believe in evolution

🤔

Looking at my retirement every time Trump opens his mouth:

Me watching Elon Musk take a break from liquidating the United States to run around with a chainsaw and sunglasses indoors because he's too cooked on ketamine to show his eyes (America is finally great)

We did it everyone, America is great again 🥰

This the only kind of AI I'm excited to talk to

Okay but remember that time we actually did think Aqua Teen radicalized some terrorists?

This is the energy I'm bringing to the function:

For the record, Elon 100% knew about this. The kid didn't get fired because Elon saw the posts - the kid got fired because other people saw them.

But we were specifically promised the opposite of this

Superman no 😭