Alison
literallyalison.bsky.social
Alison
@literallyalison.bsky.social
I’m just a girl
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The rage I feel when listening to the man’s POV in Gone Girl…….
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🔫
The US Senate confirms Project 2025 architect Russell Vought to lead the White House budget office.
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oh this is so bad
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fuck you stupid fucks, your kids weren’t murdered by single mothers bringing their children here so they can have a better future
The White House responds to Selena Gomez’s video crying over the deportation of Mexican people with a video of mothers whose children were “murdered… by illegal immigrants.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fuck
The State Department website has removed “TQI+” from its section on travel advice for LGBTQI+ travelers — now just “LGB.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why do I need a subscription for everythingggggg
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This subscription economy is pissing me off
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Lover cardigan coming today!!
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cat lost her ear
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seriously beginning to not stand twitter
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why isn’t there a way to look up people by contacts here
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Tweeted some of my old existing tweets because I saw a tweet that told me to
November 13, 2024 at 6:32 AM
My enemy. My foe.
November 13, 2024 at 6:29 AM
We need a Muppet Hamilton with one human actor and it’s Aaron Burr (because a Muppet can’t murder)
November 13, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Omfg I just realized I can essentially get any library book delivered to me at work because the school library is part of the county library network, so all I have to do is stop by the library while I’m at work !!!!
November 13, 2024 at 6:26 AM
They should invent a playlist that’s all the favorite songs that I want to hear and no skips
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Pavlov’ed by my smart watch to expect a vibration my wrist when I get a notification, but I forgot my watch today so I’m tweaking out
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Tap tap 🎤 heh, is this thing on?
November 13, 2024 at 6:12 AM