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@literalbirdperson.bsky.social
The Mayor | slightly older than the original Predator | she/her | probably mostly pet photos, science news, and (potentially) NSFW reposts of various WoW OCs | also birds, surprising nobody
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Floral Headshot for odorible! tysm <3

| #vgencomm #art #bg3 |
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Azj-Kahet is wild. Imagine being an ancient, thriving kingdom. Losing the rest of your race to the Scourge. Crumbling in isolation. Losing your Queen. Fighting a quiet, but deadly civil war.
And then a bunch of assholes from the surface turn up and start using your city as a race course. #WoW #TWW
October 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
And THIS is the most relatable picture of Squeaker I've ever taken. #cat #OrangeCatBehavior
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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artists, how do you draw hair? show your arts! 🌸
(i can't resist this one sorry)
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is the most relatable photo of Dust Mop I have ever taken. #cat
September 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I asked for ONE ginger.
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What I got out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: strengthened relationship with my spouse.
What I did not get out of a 5-week bathroom remodel: a working shower.
The plumbing was finished 3 weeks in, but nobody thought to lift a single handle to check if the valve was installed correctly. (Hint: No.)
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Unrelated: anyone looking for an easy-to-care-for, attractive-looking succulent? I hear aloe is pretty cool.
September 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Aloe are the zucchini of succulents, and I am ABSOLUTELY about to start leaving aloe pups on my neighbor's doorsteps. Woe. Squishy skin juice spikes be upon ye. Ignore the fact that the species I am drowning in gets several--okay, many--feet tall.
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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November 5, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Actually, it looks like Ferro is hers, now. :3
if he's not constantly trying to play snarky mind games with you are you even friends?
(rethea belongs to @literalbirdperson.bsky.social, ferro is mine :3)
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guess what! I'm on bsky now, too. Everyone look at how gorgeous Sam and Rethea turned out! Everyone who has seen these so far has specifically complimented their expressions and the level of detail on the flowers, FYI. I want to fluff Sam's hair. (Reth's would grab me.) #VoidElf #Ren'dorei #WowArt
A pair of floral head-shots for @/literalbirdperson on tumblr 🌼

#vgencomm #vgen
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Today's mantra: defending a hummingbird I (accidentally) publicly ID'd to a guy on eBird is not a good use of my time. I need groceries. I can't upload audio to prove I'm right that he's a Rufous and not an Anna's. I need to eat more than I need to be right.
(I'm right, tho.) #AndQuartzOfCoursePost
September 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I might be overtired. My Discord status and my default profile banner have combined in a way that hit me li-
Like-
Like a b-

...Well. If it hasn't hit YOU yet, I'd duck.
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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🎉It’s #CephalopodWeek! Our annual celebration of all things octopus, squid, and cuttlefish 🐙🦑 To kick things off: A new study looks into how octopuses use the suckers on their arms to “taste” harmful microbes on surfaces they touch.

buff.ly/PhTxTnr
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Ohhhhh no. My house does not need any more aggressive bird art and yet
September 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Commissions will be opening on Friday!
September 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Scene: Kroger. I've just been led to a kiosk.
My husband: "Oh, I was meaning to show you these and ask--"
Me: *yelling and taking photos* ”ARE THESE CUP NOODLE USB CABLES?! I NEED SIX. WAIT. RAMEN TOO?!"
My husband: "I was going to ask who would buy these, but it looks like WE are."
Me: "Correct!"
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I've definitely been isekai'd into the Final Destination universe.
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Got a call from my pharmacist this evening. She was let me know that my psychiatrist somehow submitted my Ativan refill with a random apartment as his practice address. He lives in a house. His practice is done via telehealth. All three of us are baffled.
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Okay, I finally have this set up the way I want it to be! (I think. I'm from Tumblr, and deleted my Twitter in 2013.) So, I'm going to start my new social media account in the only acceptable way: selfies. Enjoy my "look JUST pleasant enough to overcome my horrible RBF" expression.
o/ Hi everyone!
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Ohohohoohoh 👁️

WIP
July 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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for: @literalbirdperson.bsky.social
one miss rethea emberfall's realization that the money-obsessed bounty hunter who captured and kidnapped her, one mister ferromin sunscorn, can be bargained with.
("bargained with" means "will change sides if paid more" and this has never once backfired)
June 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ohhhhh interesting. cat genetics are still big interest of mine and now I am eyeing the girls. They shed enough.
Scientists are asking cat owners nationwide to submit a tuft of fur and share details about their cat’s appearance, personality, and behavior. Dr. @elinork.bsky.social joins us to discuss the project and what we do and don’t know about #cat genetics.
Investigating Cat Behavior Through Genetics
With the help of cat owners, a new project investigates cats’ biology and aims to link some of their behaviors to their genes.
www.sciencefriday.com
April 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM