Carl
@litefoot.bsky.social
Don't blame me, I voted Remain. Also Swindon Town FC, Blue Jays, Beatles, New Order. Trying to avoid that other place because of fascists.
Emergency trip to the States to "showcase Clacton on the world stage"
Won't see these being asked unfortunately. He'll avoid being interviewed by anyone who might be tempted.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Emergency trip to the States to "showcase Clacton on the world stage"
Great to see the UK government standing up for the BBC by telling the BBC that it should apologise to Trump. Totally spineless, as expected.
I trust any apology will be along the lines of Arkell vs Pressdram.
I trust any apology will be along the lines of Arkell vs Pressdram.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Great to see the UK government standing up for the BBC by telling the BBC that it should apologise to Trump. Totally spineless, as expected.
I trust any apology will be along the lines of Arkell vs Pressdram.
I trust any apology will be along the lines of Arkell vs Pressdram.
Looking forward to Chris Mason's piece why the BBC's editing of Trump telling his supporters to fight to overturn the election result shows just why Nigel Farage is right that the BBC needs to be shut down.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Looking forward to Chris Mason's piece why the BBC's editing of Trump telling his supporters to fight to overturn the election result shows just why Nigel Farage is right that the BBC needs to be shut down.
So at his weekly address to the nation, sorry, press conference, Farage claims that small businesses who thought Brexit would reduce regulation have been "betrayed".
Or, perhaps, they were lied to by people like you, eh, Nige?
Or, perhaps, they were lied to by people like you, eh, Nige?
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
So at his weekly address to the nation, sorry, press conference, Farage claims that small businesses who thought Brexit would reduce regulation have been "betrayed".
Or, perhaps, they were lied to by people like you, eh, Nige?
Or, perhaps, they were lied to by people like you, eh, Nige?
Don't remember any previous articles from Reform's Chris Mason suggesting that the buck stopped with Tory justice secretaries. He even points out it's not a new problem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chris Mason: The justice system is failing and the buck stops with Lammy
Problems in the prisons and the courts are not new but they are growing and the government doesn't have a grip on them.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Don't remember any previous articles from Reform's Chris Mason suggesting that the buck stopped with Tory justice secretaries. He even points out it's not a new problem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"Reportedly under way" - have you not seen the fucking pictures?
Construction appears to start on Trump’s $250m White House ballroom
Construction appears to start on Trump’s $250m White House ballroom
Ex-congressman calls major renovation ‘utter desecration’ as demolition in East Wing reportedly under way
Construction crews appear to have started demolishing part of the East Wing of the White House to make way for Donald Trump’s planned ballroom, prompting widespread criticism on social media and beyond.
One former lawmaker even called the renovation an “utter desecration”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Reportedly under way" - have you not seen the fucking pictures?
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Pat Benatar - "Hit Me With Your Best Shit"
Pat Benatar - "Hit Me With Your Best Shit"
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Pat Benatar - "Hit Me With Your Best Shit"
Pat Benatar - "Hit Me With Your Best Shit"
1. Use. His. Real. Name.
2. Indicate that this a claim by his defence lawyer, it is not fact.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
2. Indicate that this a claim by his defence lawyer, it is not fact.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tommy Robinson police stop at Channel Tunnel unlawful, court hears
The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
1. Use. His. Real. Name.
2. Indicate that this a claim by his defence lawyer, it is not fact.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
2. Indicate that this a claim by his defence lawyer, it is not fact.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Perhaps these "young producers" shouldn't have been employed as producers until they can do the job properly?
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
BBC airing false claim about Euan Blair blamed on young producers ‘marinated in social media’
Broadcaster apologised after Have I Got News For You falsely said former PM’s son had won digital ID contract
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Perhaps these "young producers" shouldn't have been employed as producers until they can do the job properly?
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Be honest and just say "they offered me a load of cash and I took it"
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Be honest and just say "they offered me a load of cash and I took it"
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Meanwhile, on the border with the United States.
P.S. Are camouflaged Tomahawks already on their way to Ukraine?
P.S. Are camouflaged Tomahawks already on their way to Ukraine?
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Big, isn't it?
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October 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Taste the Bollocks of Dracula
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Taste the Bollocks of Dracula
That makes two of them then.
Both David Tennant and Billie Piper are enthusiastic about the possibility of starring together in a Doctor Who movie.
cultbox.co.uk/news/david-t...
cultbox.co.uk/news/david-t...
David Tennant and Billie Piper would star in a Doctor Who movie
David Tennant and Billie Piper are enthusiastic about a possible Doctor Who movie.
cultbox.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That makes two of them then.
"Liz Truss? Fucking fuck me."
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Liz Truss? Fucking fuck me."
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
FFS Labour. These people don't care about "freedom of speech", they're just racists. If you haven't even got the balls to call out the Yaxley-Lennon supporters for what they are then what exactly is your purpose?
And why is the government still on Twitter?
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
And why is the government still on Twitter?
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Scale of ‘Unite the Kingdom’ march shows free speech ‘alive and well’ in UK, says minister – UK politics live
Peter Kyle said he was not ‘disturbed’ by huge Tommy Robinson-organised far-right protest but condemns violence against the police
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
FFS Labour. These people don't care about "freedom of speech", they're just racists. If you haven't even got the balls to call out the Yaxley-Lennon supporters for what they are then what exactly is your purpose?
And why is the government still on Twitter?
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
And why is the government still on Twitter?
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Do they?
Fuck around find out, as they say.
Fuck around find out, as they say.
Questions linger about alleged shooter’s motivation for killing Charlie Kirk
Questions linger about alleged shooter’s motivation for killing Charlie Kirk
After a connection to ‘trans ideology’ was retracted, suspect’s background and politics are being pored over
Though the suspect in the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk was revealed by authorities on Friday, questions surrounding his identity and motivations have exacerbated intense US political debates in the aftermath of the shooting.
Authorities revealed Kirk’s suspected killer to be Tyler Robinson, a 22-year-old man who grew up in Washington, Utah, along the state’s south-western border. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Do they?
Fuck around find out, as they say.
Fuck around find out, as they say.
To any company, media outlet (especially the BBC), journalist, politician or government department still on Twitter after today - at least we know whose side you're on.
And it's fascism's, not ours.
And it's fascism's, not ours.
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
To any company, media outlet (especially the BBC), journalist, politician or government department still on Twitter after today - at least we know whose side you're on.
And it's fascism's, not ours.
And it's fascism's, not ours.
Is it OnlyFans?
Princess Anne, the Queen's only daughter, has been 'quietly amassing a fortune' over the years, thanks to her 'surprising' source of wealth, a new documentary has claimed
Princess Anne's 'surprising' source of wealth helping her amass 'vast fortune'
www.edinburghlive.co.uk
September 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is it OnlyFans?
The commentator in the Oldham Athletic vs Swindon Town game just called the home team "Oldham Town".
Twice.
Twice.
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The commentator in the Oldham Athletic vs Swindon Town game just called the home team "Oldham Town".
Twice.
Twice.
Sky Sports News are advertising something called Premier League Friday "hosted by Roman Kemp".
That'll save me bothering to watch it then.
That'll save me bothering to watch it then.
August 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sky Sports News are advertising something called Premier League Friday "hosted by Roman Kemp".
That'll save me bothering to watch it then.
That'll save me bothering to watch it then.