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lisavania.bsky.social
Lisavania
@lisavania.bsky.social
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Some dingus that's just happy to be here.

30+ | she/her | asexual lesbian | ♏ | ISFP

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I was trying to test out my new light box, but my son had other plans.
A black cat walking into a half of a box that has lights in it for taking product photos. There's a necklace propped up inside the box when he decided to do this. A black cat inside a half box, covering most of the LED lights inside. A black cat peeking his head out of half a box. A black cat looking very interested in something out of frame.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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It's Lisa Day! Everybody has to have something delicious to celebrate!

This is the cookie cake mom got me this year kfdlfd;lgf It's supposed to be a kitty (my son) popping out of a jack-o-lantern, but she recolored it to be blue and made it a portal. He still has a little autumn hat though!
A cookie cake decorated in chocolate and blue icing. There is a black cat coming out of a blue portal (a recolored jack-o-lantern). The text says "You chose the wrong portal!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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In and out in like 20 minutes! Bless it being 7am. I hope so many more people show up!
A Georgia voter sticker!
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Oh no, they kinda do look like ghostly Slimer
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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A kitty purring because her mattress is set to 5, her mom covered her up and just told her that she's getting her a nice sweater for winter.
A slanted view of a cat named Tabitha laying underneath puffy covers. She's been shaved recently, so a lot of the hair past her shoulders is much lighter than what's on her face and arms.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I put it all in a pillowcase for morale!

@briesbe.bsky.social is the official savior of this Halloween 🖤🤎🖤
A pillowcase full of candy, including Ghost Dots, Fruit Chews, Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Pops and regular Dots, as well as a bag of Autumn Mix candy corn and Reese's pieces.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Throwback to 2018 when I dressed like this to wed my parents on Halloween!
A Caucasian lady in a very messy room taking a photo in the mirror of herself in a white dress and a Sailor Moon wig.
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I caught my first shiny last night because Sten pointed it out and this is sending me into the stratosphere
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Also Cogsworth finding out I'm gay.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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My stupid ass out here dressed like an LFO music video with a CK one spritz. They gave me JNCOs and I'm making it everybody's problem.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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uh oh
August 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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God I wish America wasn't a hellscape, because we have so many food crimes.
A screenshot of the Sonic drive-in on the Doordash app, advertising their new, horrible slush creation. "SONIC's sweet slush featuring the bold flavor mix of pickle juice and tart lime, with Pickle Juice Flavor Bubbles and a GRILLO'S PICKLES Pickle Chip right on top. Available in a medium size only."
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I read "no sex Marg" and immediately this popped into my head
Marge and Homer Simpson in bed, with Homer saying "Come on, Marge. We're a team. It's uter-US not uter-YOU."
July 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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You know what? Full fuckery mode: Chester Cheetah
Chester is a rad cheetah with sick sneakers and sunglasses.
May 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The Turts, but these ones
The terrifying 90s teenage mutant ninja turtles
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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B.O.B from Monsters vs Aliens
A large (honestly delicious looking) blue blob
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My man the Space Kook
It's honestly just a skull in a space suit but Jesus Christ the sound this guy made
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Anybody in this picture
The cast of Zoobilee Zoo
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Scar from The Lion King
Think of what would happen if a handsome dude was turned into a lion.
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Isaac from Castlevania Curse of Darkness
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Graham Jones' final form from Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
There's so much Occurring here and I honestly have no idea how to describe it.
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Speaking of Gravity Falls, have you done Bill Cipher yet?
Bill is - and I cannot stress this enough - just a yellow triangle with one eye. He has little cartoon arms and legs and a top hat. And a bowtie.
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Tumblr Sexyman 2025, Stanley Pines (also oh man you'd love Gravity Falls if you haven't seen it yet)
Stanley Pines, disheveled after a fight.
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Let's-a go!

King Cerberus from DMC5
King Cerberus is a three headed dog with elemental powers of lightning, ice and fire.
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The original Big New Yorker at Pizza Hut from like, 98 or 99, with the sweet sauce and the thin slices has haunted my psyche for decades.

Also, Who Cakes from IHOP around the time Horton Hears A Who came out. It was hilariously Doing Too Much, but also those syrups were incredible.
An old ad for Pizza Hut's Big New Yorker pizza. It's a pepperoni pizza that is being advertised as being extra large. A stack of vanilla pancakes covered in two colors of syrup, blue and pink. There are candies scattered all over it and a lollipop marking the top.
April 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM