Lisa's Muffins
@lisasmuffins.bsky.social
Dabbles in philosophy, has dabbled in physics. Baker and allotmenteer, Cyclopath and Trans Virago.
BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy
Hic sunt dracones
Oxford and Open
Photos of baking and plants
My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp
BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy
Hic sunt dracones
Oxford and Open
Photos of baking and plants
My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp
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Lisa's Muffins
@lisasmuffins.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Looking on the bright side now that the US has voted stupid we can admit analytic philosophy is a pile of shite fit only for Americans.
Self-ID for left handed to be ended.
Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.
Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.
NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.
Move praised by charity Right Matters
Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.
Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.
NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.
Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Self-ID for left handed to be ended.
Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.
Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.
NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.
Move praised by charity Right Matters
Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.
Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.
NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.
Move praised by charity Right Matters
Looks like the government is attempting to revive the moribund comic disguise market and boost the sale of hoodies
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b6a3c08...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b6a3c08...
Live facial recognition cameras planned for every town centre
Labour proposals would allow police to compare photos of crime suspects against images of 45 million Britons in the passport database
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Looks like the government is attempting to revive the moribund comic disguise market and boost the sale of hoodies
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b6a3c08...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b6a3c08...
Currently working 12 hour shifts which means I have less time to doomscroll and more money for books
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Currently working 12 hour shifts which means I have less time to doomscroll and more money for books
I feel like a Yorkshire Tart
This is just an indication of my baking intent and has no other meaning 😉
This is just an indication of my baking intent and has no other meaning 😉
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I feel like a Yorkshire Tart
This is just an indication of my baking intent and has no other meaning 😉
This is just an indication of my baking intent and has no other meaning 😉
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December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Fish and Chips £9.55 😱
It used to be 37½p (seven shillings and sixpence) when I first bought my own.
It used to be 37½p (seven shillings and sixpence) when I first bought my own.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fish and Chips £9.55 😱
It used to be 37½p (seven shillings and sixpence) when I first bought my own.
It used to be 37½p (seven shillings and sixpence) when I first bought my own.
I got an F in my Gender Critical Studies exam for writing "Trans people exist you bigoted Christian nutters". I'm suing for philosophical discrimination
I got an F in my religion class for writing my essay on the greatness of God with “There is no God. Essay over.” I’m suing for religious discrimination.
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I got an F in my Gender Critical Studies exam for writing "Trans people exist you bigoted Christian nutters". I'm suing for philosophical discrimination
Still got it after a 100 streak
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December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Still got it after a 100 streak
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I'm not saying the Daily Telegraph is out of touch with the public because it is
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9141c89...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9141c89...
The best opera to book now, according to our critic
Our critic selects the hottest tickets in London and beyond – from Bryn Terfel as Boris Godunov to Anna Netrebko in Turandot
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm not saying the Daily Telegraph is out of touch with the public because it is
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9141c89...
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9141c89...
Haven't they worked out that most of us have everything we need after 30 straight years of rampant consumerism?
All I buy these days other than food are used books.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
All I buy these days other than food are used books.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
UK refrains from hitting high street on Black Friday as fears grow over economy
Data comes as KPMG highlights soft consumer spending as one factor likely to hold back growth in 2026
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Haven't they worked out that most of us have everything we need after 30 straight years of rampant consumerism?
All I buy these days other than food are used books.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
All I buy these days other than food are used books.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
One hundred!
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December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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AIs are now writing Community Notes on Twitter
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
AIs are now writing Community Notes on Twitter
BSky is fucked, feeds not updating
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
BSky is fucked, feeds not updating
Folks, it's nuts out there. Complete idiots are doing Xmas shopping in fucking November.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Folks, it's nuts out there. Complete idiots are doing Xmas shopping in fucking November.
TIL that if you leave an unopened 2l plastic bottle in a cupboard for 5 years it loses it's fizz
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
TIL that if you leave an unopened 2l plastic bottle in a cupboard for 5 years it loses it's fizz
Cheese scones for the allotment café
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Cheese scones for the allotment café
Almond topped mince pies for the allotment café
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Almond topped mince pies for the allotment café
Squeaky bum time for my 99 streak
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Fuck put too much filling in this batch of mince pies
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fuck put too much filling in this batch of mince pies
Oven fresh gf mince pies.
Four are in loose-base tins as I chickened out using the fixed base ones after the first.
Four are in loose-base tins as I chickened out using the fixed base ones after the first.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oven fresh gf mince pies.
Four are in loose-base tins as I chickened out using the fixed base ones after the first.
Four are in loose-base tins as I chickened out using the fixed base ones after the first.
I have bravely attempted to make gluten-free mince pies. Gluten-free pastry is devilish work.
Now in the oven awaiting results
Now in the oven awaiting results
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have bravely attempted to make gluten-free mince pies. Gluten-free pastry is devilish work.
Now in the oven awaiting results
Now in the oven awaiting results
Eating these to make sure they are suitable for Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Eating these to make sure they are suitable for Christmas
Thumbnail update.
It appears the nail matrix survives and is generating a new nail that is growing under the damaged nail to push it off the nail bed (I hope and visuals suggest)
It appears the nail matrix survives and is generating a new nail that is growing under the damaged nail to push it off the nail bed (I hope and visuals suggest)
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Thumbnail update.
It appears the nail matrix survives and is generating a new nail that is growing under the damaged nail to push it off the nail bed (I hope and visuals suggest)
It appears the nail matrix survives and is generating a new nail that is growing under the damaged nail to push it off the nail bed (I hope and visuals suggest)
Going to Asda to spend £40 to get £8 in my Rewards cashpot.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Going to Asda to spend £40 to get £8 in my Rewards cashpot.