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lisasmuffins.bsky.social
Lisa's Muffins
@lisasmuffins.bsky.social
Dabbles in philosophy, has dabbled in physics. Baker and allotmenteer, Cyclopath and Trans Virago.

BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy

Hic sunt dracones

Oxford and Open

Photos of baking and plants

My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp
Pinned
Looking on the bright side now that the US has voted stupid we can admit analytic philosophy is a pile of shite fit only for Americans.
Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Looks like the government is attempting to revive the moribund comic disguise market and boost the sale of hoodies

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b6a3c08...
Live facial recognition cameras planned for every town centre
Labour proposals would allow police to compare photos of crime suspects against images of 45 million Britons in the passport database
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Currently working 12 hour shifts which means I have less time to doomscroll and more money for books
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I feel like a Yorkshire Tart

This is just an indication of my baking intent and has no other meaning 😉
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Wordle 1,628 5/6*

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December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Fish and Chips £9.55 😱

It used to be 37½p (seven shillings and sixpence) when I first bought my own.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I got an F in my Gender Critical Studies exam for writing "Trans people exist you bigoted Christian nutters". I'm suing for philosophical discrimination
I got an F in my religion class for writing my essay on the greatness of God with “There is no God. Essay over.” I’m suing for religious discrimination.
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Still got it after a 100 streak

Wordle 1,627 3/6*

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December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm not saying the Daily Telegraph is out of touch with the public because it is

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9141c89...
The best opera to book now, according to our critic
Our critic selects the hottest tickets in London and beyond – from Bryn Terfel as Boris Godunov to Anna Netrebko in Turandot
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Haven't they worked out that most of us have everything we need after 30 straight years of rampant consumerism?

All I buy these days other than food are used books.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
UK refrains from hitting high street on Black Friday as fears grow over economy
Data comes as KPMG highlights soft consumer spending as one factor likely to hold back growth in 2026
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
One hundred!

Wordle 1,626 4/6*

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December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
AIs are now writing Community Notes on Twitter
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
BSky is fucked, feeds not updating
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Folks, it's nuts out there. Complete idiots are doing Xmas shopping in fucking November.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
TIL that if you leave an unopened 2l plastic bottle in a cupboard for 5 years it loses it's fizz
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Cheese scones for the allotment café
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Almond topped mince pies for the allotment café
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Squeaky bum time for my 99 streak

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November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Fuck put too much filling in this batch of mince pies
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oven fresh gf mince pies.

Four are in loose-base tins as I chickened out using the fixed base ones after the first.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have bravely attempted to make gluten-free mince pies. Gluten-free pastry is devilish work.

Now in the oven awaiting results
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Eating these to make sure they are suitable for Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thumbnail update.

It appears the nail matrix survives and is generating a new nail that is growing under the damaged nail to push it off the nail bed (I hope and visuals suggest)
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Going to Asda to spend £40 to get £8 in my Rewards cashpot.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM