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lisamarietea.bsky.social
Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
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SF native in NO. Just trying my best.

"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie

Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
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So...it's a man?
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The fyp gets the mood
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Same for me and Les.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I'm counting it bc it was a slow burn to popularity from release date. Perfect album that came out when I was 16...ish.
The cover album for Sarah McLachlan's Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Ahahahhaha that's bad actually!
AS OF JANUARY 1996, PRIMARY AUTHORITY AND ABILITY TO FIRE NUCLEAR MISSILES WILL NO LONGER REST WITH U.S. SUBMARINE COMMANDERS... PRINCIPAL CONTROL WILL RESIDE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I clipped his nails. I'm the worst mom in the world.
A sentient potato of a brown dog lays on a white blanket with a pattern with his head on a brown squishmallow A sentient potato of a brown dog lays on a white blanket with a pattern with his head on a brown squishmallow. He's got a scruffy neck.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Bought new coasters today. I have excellent taste.

Also Zele remains my favorite store in New Orleans. If you visit and don't shop on Magazine Street, you're missing out.
A coaster of a pulp fiction type model with her leg up in a pink negligee with blonde hair is reclining in a swamp with oak trees in the back it says Bayou Bred at the top and "her desires violated even the loose moral code of the marshlands." A coaster of a reddish blonde holding a shotgun with her skirt hiked up in a 50s pinup style with the words swamp spinster at the top and "men should know better than to trust her" at the bottom.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I spent entirely too much time just now making this bad photoshop. Never ever ever ever should you have imposter syndrome again.
The good place meme of Michael being frustrated that Jason, the dumb one, figured out it's the bad place but the text has been replaced to say "aj is running for office? AJ?" and continues "AJ?! This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I like when things are made specifically for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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And this one is for @mostlymartha.bsky.social and @anthropologal.bsky.social for different but similar reasons.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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This one is for @uncle6.org.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Lol literally everyone here's experience over the last couple days.

"oh that's where my gloves are!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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We're making great decisions.
A flight of pimms cups at napoleon house 2 frozen Irish coffees sit on the bar at Molly's at the Market A purple drank on a table at lafitte's
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Straight. Bangers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Straight bangers on the tiktok
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Listen. He just a baby. It's not his fault someone left him in a position to be in this situation. He's innocent.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It's giving Linda Belcher mermaid statue.
A still from the animated series Bob's Burgers shows a green clay mermaid withe red hair holds a hamburger on a plate while a woman in red glasses and a red shit and white apron holding it in front of the wall of their restaurant The improved green mermaid from the previous picture is charred from being burnt, has comically grotesque oversized for her face too human like teeth and a painted on blue bikini. She's seen in the foreground with the restaurant and the belched family behind her through the window in the foreground
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Ilysm
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Don't make us bring back the alphanumeric system!
part of the story is the alternative numbering systems devised at the time. One approach touted by Duquesne's Buff Donelli and Arizona's Miles Casteel (the latter also proposed having the yard lines numbered from 0 to 100) called for alphanumeric combinations corresponding to each player's offensive position and string. Under this scheme, the starting left end wore E1, the second-string left end wore E3, the starting right tackle wore T2, and his backup wore T4, and so on. Neither Duquesne nor Arizona used the alphanumeric combination, but LSU used it during the 1951 season, as did Kentucky for a few games. ES 7 GS C3 GO T2 E4 L1 F3 Q7 R4 The 1951 LSU offense aligned in formation and showed their alpha-numeric jerseys. (1952 Gumbo, LSU yearbook) UCLA picked up the alphanumeric trend in their 1952 game against Cal because Cal's coach, Pappy Waldorf, insisted UCLA wear white jerseys as the visiting team rather than the light blue the Bruins generally wore. Since UCLA had only one set of white jerseys -an alphanumeric set acquired
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Thanks, random man, for explaining the exception to the rule, to me, a woman in America. While missing the point. And ignoring the criticism she's faced for doing so.
Post RigatoniAL @rigatoni5.bsky.social Follow Jasmine Crockett has been telling everybody on that side to fuck off in public and on social media... Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.. 6m
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Hey Costco members with a sweet tooth: you're welcome.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Lol the timeline provides.

I love this for us.

Even if I feel like a coach who is like "the series ain't over yet, we will celebrate tonight and get back to crushing fascism tomorrow. Even at the sewer authority level."
Adam Rothma... @adamroth... 13m Every new post tonight is like Dems have flipped the Mehaden town sewer authority, long dominated by conservatives, by a +38 margin 2 62 59 TO Reposted by Liz Tamny X Ashton Pittman @ashtonpitt... 18m BREAKING: Mississippi Democrats have now flipped two state Senate seats-putting them on the verge of breaking the Mississippi GOP's supermajority. Theresa Gillespie Isom has defeated Republican opponent Charlie Hoots, who she leads in the current vote tally by about 2-1. iServe VOTE HERE PLEASE Democrat Theresa Gillespie Isom Flips GOP-Held Mississippi Senate Seat in Theresa Gillespie Isom, a Nort Mississippi Democrat, has won a s...
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Peace has been restored to the kingdom
A small brown dog leans over his hedgehog squishmallow to take a bite of his preferred treat
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Much like I will perish in any dystopia if there is not a specific brand of sparkling water, my dog will perish without his specific treat bc some idiot (me) forgot to make sure we had sufficient backstock & now I'm getting this look & him staring at the coffee table as if they'll magically appear.
A small brown dog looks up at me recriminatingly while sitting on a polkadot rug bc I don't have his preferred treat A small brown dog sits on the end of a gray couch looking miffed about his absence of treat A small brown dog sits looking at the coffee table as if it will magically produce treats as he snubs the one in his person's hand
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Feel like the timeline really conspired on this one...
Reposted by Beavis, Etc. local blogger @fergoe.blacksk... 1h Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist. 6 184 973 ... Reposted by Ken Tremendous Molly Knight @mollyknight.b... 3m Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings. 6 15 111 ...
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM