Lisajain
@lisajain.bsky.social
STARPOET on the internet since 1995
If anyone should be hanged, it should be our mushroom hung hangman.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If anyone should be hanged, it should be our mushroom hung hangman.
“Gender is merely a time saving marker to allow strangers to make some very rough time saving assumptions about who you are.” - Claire North, “Slow Gods”
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Gender is merely a time saving marker to allow strangers to make some very rough time saving assumptions about who you are.” - Claire North, “Slow Gods”
Compliments of Gavin Newsom
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Compliments of Gavin Newsom
Side effects of Adderall: Skin Flushing, Memory Loss, Problems Thinking Clearly, and Stroke. Remind you of anyone?
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Side effects of Adderall: Skin Flushing, Memory Loss, Problems Thinking Clearly, and Stroke. Remind you of anyone?
Watching Jurassic Park: Rebirth. Suggestions to improve the next one:
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Watching Jurassic Park: Rebirth. Suggestions to improve the next one:
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
What if the King doesn't approve of the bill ending the lockout and vetos it?
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What if the King doesn't approve of the bill ending the lockout and vetos it?
Money for ICE Raids, Golf Trips, and Bulldozers.
NOTHING for the Poor and Hungry.
-- Lisa Jain Thompson
NOTHING for the Poor and Hungry.
-- Lisa Jain Thompson
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Money for ICE Raids, Golf Trips, and Bulldozers.
NOTHING for the Poor and Hungry.
-- Lisa Jain Thompson
NOTHING for the Poor and Hungry.
-- Lisa Jain Thompson
Oops, not enough zeros
$1,000,000,000,000 USD
$1,000,000,000,000 USD
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oops, not enough zeros
$1,000,000,000,000 USD
$1,000,000,000,000 USD
A man has collapsed on the floor next to Trump. This his reaction.
Photo by NBC News
Photo by NBC News
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A man has collapsed on the floor next to Trump. This his reaction.
Photo by NBC News
Photo by NBC News
If Commissioner Bud Selig is in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown (he is), Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens should be also.
Selig was the Commissioner who gave tacit approval to steroids because the Home Runs brought the crowds back after the Major League lockout of the players by the owners.
Selig was the Commissioner who gave tacit approval to steroids because the Home Runs brought the crowds back after the Major League lockout of the players by the owners.
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If Commissioner Bud Selig is in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown (he is), Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens should be also.
Selig was the Commissioner who gave tacit approval to steroids because the Home Runs brought the crowds back after the Major League lockout of the players by the owners.
Selig was the Commissioner who gave tacit approval to steroids because the Home Runs brought the crowds back after the Major League lockout of the players by the owners.
Unverified photo of 3I/ATLAS
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Unverified photo of 3I/ATLAS
Hmmmm. Just a smidgen to the left of Liberal Democracy.
Not the party of Kennedy, Carter, Clinton, or Obama.
Could he win in New York Minute outside of the City after he has a track record?
I have streaming music older than him.
Not the party of Kennedy, Carter, Clinton, or Obama.
Could he win in New York Minute outside of the City after he has a track record?
I have streaming music older than him.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hmmmm. Just a smidgen to the left of Liberal Democracy.
Not the party of Kennedy, Carter, Clinton, or Obama.
Could he win in New York Minute outside of the City after he has a track record?
I have streaming music older than him.
Not the party of Kennedy, Carter, Clinton, or Obama.
Could he win in New York Minute outside of the City after he has a track record?
I have streaming music older than him.
When your hands are old and arthritic
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When your hands are old and arthritic