Lisajain
@lisajain.bsky.social
STARPOET on the internet since 1995
“Gender is merely a time saving marker to allow strangers to make some very rough time saving assumptions about who you are.” - Claire North, “Slow Gods”
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Gender is merely a time saving marker to allow strangers to make some very rough time saving assumptions about who you are.” - Claire North, “Slow Gods”
Light rain in the daily forecast,
Temps in the mid effing fifties,
Five days until the American Thanksgiving
With The Biggest Turkey still in the White House
(LJT 2025)
Temps in the mid effing fifties,
Five days until the American Thanksgiving
With The Biggest Turkey still in the White House
(LJT 2025)
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Light rain in the daily forecast,
Temps in the mid effing fifties,
Five days until the American Thanksgiving
With The Biggest Turkey still in the White House
(LJT 2025)
Temps in the mid effing fifties,
Five days until the American Thanksgiving
With The Biggest Turkey still in the White House
(LJT 2025)
Education is a double edged weapon capable of producing angry, resentful men who want to get even with a system that cannot make them what they are not and never will be.
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Education is a double edged weapon capable of producing angry, resentful men who want to get even with a system that cannot make them what they are not and never will be.
A Very White Rabbit Hole
Pride
Vanity
Ego
And Narcissism,
Not naming anyone
Or pointing fingers,
Fantastic
Amazing
Awsome ...
And The Greatest Ever,
But he’s so very,
So tragically wrong ....
READ ON BELOW
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Pride
Vanity
Ego
And Narcissism,
Not naming anyone
Or pointing fingers,
Fantastic
Amazing
Awsome ...
And The Greatest Ever,
But he’s so very,
So tragically wrong ....
READ ON BELOW
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A Very White Rabbit Hole
Down down down we go
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November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A Very White Rabbit Hole
Pride
Vanity
Ego
And Narcissism,
Not naming anyone
Or pointing fingers,
Fantastic
Amazing
Awsome ...
And The Greatest Ever,
But he’s so very,
So tragically wrong ....
READ ON BELOW
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Pride
Vanity
Ego
And Narcissism,
Not naming anyone
Or pointing fingers,
Fantastic
Amazing
Awsome ...
And The Greatest Ever,
But he’s so very,
So tragically wrong ....
READ ON BELOW
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Funeral Orations
I know Sharon always thought
She would outlive Dick Cheney,
A man of 5 angry heart attacks
And she with nary one,
But that is not how the dice fell,
She would have liked the funeral service ... READ THE REST at
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I know Sharon always thought
She would outlive Dick Cheney,
A man of 5 angry heart attacks
And she with nary one,
But that is not how the dice fell,
She would have liked the funeral service ... READ THE REST at
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Funeral Orations
Sharon and the Cheney's
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November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Funeral Orations
I know Sharon always thought
She would outlive Dick Cheney,
A man of 5 angry heart attacks
And she with nary one,
But that is not how the dice fell,
She would have liked the funeral service ... READ THE REST at
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
I know Sharon always thought
She would outlive Dick Cheney,
A man of 5 angry heart attacks
And she with nary one,
But that is not how the dice fell,
She would have liked the funeral service ... READ THE REST at
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Little Boy Blue
“Piggy” is a term
That’s alright to use,
Thus our President speaks,
It’s a term of endearment
For women and girls
Whenever our President speaks,
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Little Boy Blue
Sitting and Speaking
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November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Little Boy Blue
“Piggy” is a term
That’s alright to use,
Thus our President speaks,
It’s a term of endearment
For women and girls
Whenever our President speaks,
READ THE REST OF IT:
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President Trump wants to hand them high: Democrats, Immigrants, and Women he can't manhandle.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
President Trump wants to hand them high: Democrats, Immigrants, and Women he can't manhandle.
Compliments of Gavin Newsom
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Compliments of Gavin Newsom
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Adderall Blues
Adderall, Adderall
Side effects and Adderall,
Let us count the many ways,
A flushing of the skin,
An erratic, vanishing memory,
Audible problems thinking clearly,
The inconstant appearance of a stroke,
Who might this remind you of?
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
Adderall, Adderall
Side effects and Adderall,
Let us count the many ways,
A flushing of the skin,
An erratic, vanishing memory,
Audible problems thinking clearly,
The inconstant appearance of a stroke,
Who might this remind you of?
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
The Adderall Blues
Come What May
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November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Adderall Blues
Adderall, Adderall
Side effects and Adderall,
Let us count the many ways,
A flushing of the skin,
An erratic, vanishing memory,
Audible problems thinking clearly,
The inconstant appearance of a stroke,
Who might this remind you of?
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
Adderall, Adderall
Side effects and Adderall,
Let us count the many ways,
A flushing of the skin,
An erratic, vanishing memory,
Audible problems thinking clearly,
The inconstant appearance of a stroke,
Who might this remind you of?
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
"Bridge across the river,
Racing sculls rowing east,
Seabirds watching on patrol
High above the monuments,
The morning sun still rising,
The President bellowing already
In his White House Office,
Lincoln asleep in his bedroom ..."
READ THE REST
LJT
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Racing sculls rowing east,
Seabirds watching on patrol
High above the monuments,
The morning sun still rising,
The President bellowing already
In his White House Office,
Lincoln asleep in his bedroom ..."
READ THE REST
LJT
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Bridge Across The River
Morning At First Light
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November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Bridge across the river,
Racing sculls rowing east,
Seabirds watching on patrol
High above the monuments,
The morning sun still rising,
The President bellowing already
In his White House Office,
Lincoln asleep in his bedroom ..."
READ THE REST
LJT
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Racing sculls rowing east,
Seabirds watching on patrol
High above the monuments,
The morning sun still rising,
The President bellowing already
In his White House Office,
Lincoln asleep in his bedroom ..."
READ THE REST
LJT
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
"Home To America
Doom, gloom and Donald Trump,
The world is ending, Donald Trump,
Smokestacks and lightning,
Donald The Trump,
The adventure continues
Without Donald Trump ,
Beautiful, for spacious skies
Without..."
LJT
STARPOET (2025)
Read On Below
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Doom, gloom and Donald Trump,
The world is ending, Donald Trump,
Smokestacks and lightning,
Donald The Trump,
The adventure continues
Without Donald Trump ,
Beautiful, for spacious skies
Without..."
LJT
STARPOET (2025)
Read On Below
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Home To America
Sing It Ray
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November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Home To America
Doom, gloom and Donald Trump,
The world is ending, Donald Trump,
Smokestacks and lightning,
Donald The Trump,
The adventure continues
Without Donald Trump ,
Beautiful, for spacious skies
Without..."
LJT
STARPOET (2025)
Read On Below
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Doom, gloom and Donald Trump,
The world is ending, Donald Trump,
Smokestacks and lightning,
Donald The Trump,
The adventure continues
Without Donald Trump ,
Beautiful, for spacious skies
Without..."
LJT
STARPOET (2025)
Read On Below
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
The only thing in a Golden Age is the President's Years on Earth.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The only thing in a Golden Age is the President's Years on Earth.
Side effects of Adderall: Skin Flushing, Memory Loss, Problems Thinking Clearly, and Stroke. Remind you of anyone?
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Side effects of Adderall: Skin Flushing, Memory Loss, Problems Thinking Clearly, and Stroke. Remind you of anyone?
A baker's dozen warships,
Fifteen thousand troops,
Fighter jets and bombers,
The President's latest hard on.
- LJT
Fifteen thousand troops,
Fighter jets and bombers,
The President's latest hard on.
- LJT
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A baker's dozen warships,
Fifteen thousand troops,
Fighter jets and bombers,
The President's latest hard on.
- LJT
Fifteen thousand troops,
Fighter jets and bombers,
The President's latest hard on.
- LJT
"My Left Leg
My left leg,
The one that’s not my right leg, The left leg,
The one with the remnants of Polio Still messing with it Seventy years later,
Does not wish to participate today ..."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
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My left leg,
The one that’s not my right leg, The left leg,
The one with the remnants of Polio Still messing with it Seventy years later,
Does not wish to participate today ..."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
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My Left Leg
The one that remembers Polio
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November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"My Left Leg
My left leg,
The one that’s not my right leg, The left leg,
The one with the remnants of Polio Still messing with it Seventy years later,
Does not wish to participate today ..."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
Click Below For More
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My left leg,
The one that’s not my right leg, The left leg,
The one with the remnants of Polio Still messing with it Seventy years later,
Does not wish to participate today ..."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
Click Below For More
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Boom Allez
Mushrooms and Ostrich eggs,
Our White House and their friends,
Rumors and rumors of rumors,
Can’t anyone here get anything straight?
Condoms and Blow Jobs and Jism,
Golden Showers on the option,
READ ON BELOW...
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Mushrooms and Ostrich eggs,
Our White House and their friends,
Rumors and rumors of rumors,
Can’t anyone here get anything straight?
Condoms and Blow Jobs and Jism,
Golden Showers on the option,
READ ON BELOW...
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Boom Allez
Mushrooms and Ostrich Eggs
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Boom Allez
Mushrooms and Ostrich eggs,
Our White House and their friends,
Rumors and rumors of rumors,
Can’t anyone here get anything straight?
Condoms and Blow Jobs and Jism,
Golden Showers on the option,
READ ON BELOW...
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Mushrooms and Ostrich eggs,
Our White House and their friends,
Rumors and rumors of rumors,
Can’t anyone here get anything straight?
Condoms and Blow Jobs and Jism,
Golden Showers on the option,
READ ON BELOW...
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Headline from the Onion: "Trump is still polling well with working class American Pedophiles."
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Headline from the Onion: "Trump is still polling well with working class American Pedophiles."
Watching Jurassic Park: Rebirth. Suggestions to improve the next one:
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Watching Jurassic Park: Rebirth. Suggestions to improve the next one:
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
1. No Children.
2. No Stupid Characters.
3. No cute dinosaurs.
4. No Red Shirts.
5. No rehashes of previous Jurassic films.
6. A plot would be nice.
7. As would a finished script.
8. A running time of two hours or less.
"An existential threat,
A congenitally incoherent idiot,
A uniform loving born asshole
With an inordinate fondness
For the Pre-Bellum South,
A habitually poor student,
A cutpurse and a thief,
With a predilection for
Working women and young girls ..." READ ON
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A congenitally incoherent idiot,
A uniform loving born asshole
With an inordinate fondness
For the Pre-Bellum South,
A habitually poor student,
A cutpurse and a thief,
With a predilection for
Working women and young girls ..." READ ON
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Surveilling The Disgrace
this too shall pass
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November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"An existential threat,
A congenitally incoherent idiot,
A uniform loving born asshole
With an inordinate fondness
For the Pre-Bellum South,
A habitually poor student,
A cutpurse and a thief,
With a predilection for
Working women and young girls ..." READ ON
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
A congenitally incoherent idiot,
A uniform loving born asshole
With an inordinate fondness
For the Pre-Bellum South,
A habitually poor student,
A cutpurse and a thief,
With a predilection for
Working women and young girls ..." READ ON
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
As of 1 January 2026, Kaiser Permanente's Federal Health Plan will no longer be allowed to cover a surgical or medical course of treatment for diagnosed Gender Dysphoria or Gender Incongruence.
BLAME DONALD TRUMP.
BLAME DONALD TRUMP.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As of 1 January 2026, Kaiser Permanente's Federal Health Plan will no longer be allowed to cover a surgical or medical course of treatment for diagnosed Gender Dysphoria or Gender Incongruence.
BLAME DONALD TRUMP.
BLAME DONALD TRUMP.
"Fly me out to Mars,
Take me past Saturn
Far out to the stars,
Land me on a world where
No one has ever gone before
And after we make planetfall,
Let me walk along an alien shoreline
Before the light years kill me filthy."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Take me past Saturn
Far out to the stars,
Land me on a world where
No one has ever gone before
And after we make planetfall,
Let me walk along an alien shoreline
Before the light years kill me filthy."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Fly Me To Mars
My Name Is Lisa Jain
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November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Fly me out to Mars,
Take me past Saturn
Far out to the stars,
Land me on a world where
No one has ever gone before
And after we make planetfall,
Let me walk along an alien shoreline
Before the light years kill me filthy."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...
Take me past Saturn
Far out to the stars,
Land me on a world where
No one has ever gone before
And after we make planetfall,
Let me walk along an alien shoreline
Before the light years kill me filthy."
Lisa Jain Thompson
STARPOET (2025)
open.substack.com/pub/lisajain...