Lisa
@lisafer.bsky.social
My most fervent dream is to be able to belly pet all the cats of the world without incurring serious injury
Hats off to Fresh Step for perfectly capturing catitude in their branding and mascot choice 🐈
April 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Hats off to Fresh Step for perfectly capturing catitude in their branding and mascot choice 🐈
Happy Superb Owl day to Nandor, Nadja, Lazlo, Colin & all who (hoo) celebrate.
February 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Happy Superb Owl day to Nandor, Nadja, Lazlo, Colin & all who (hoo) celebrate.
This guy was acting like such a chomper at the vet and attacking people in his cat sack that we have to give him even more gabapentin (he was already on some) and take him all the way back to get his blood drawn. Now he’s naturally behaving like a kitten angel 😇
February 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
This guy was acting like such a chomper at the vet and attacking people in his cat sack that we have to give him even more gabapentin (he was already on some) and take him all the way back to get his blood drawn. Now he’s naturally behaving like a kitten angel 😇
Me trying to do the work of what is now three people after layoffs and contemplating the absolute unsustainability of this capitalistic societal model:
January 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Me trying to do the work of what is now three people after layoffs and contemplating the absolute unsustainability of this capitalistic societal model:
I just told Lily that she’s the prettiest princess in the whole world, even more beautiful than mommy and that is a nearly insurmountable hurdle to clear. She really is a kitty super model 🐈⬛💁🏻♀️
January 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I just told Lily that she’s the prettiest princess in the whole world, even more beautiful than mommy and that is a nearly insurmountable hurdle to clear. She really is a kitty super model 🐈⬛💁🏻♀️
A eulogy to my pumpkin: RIP my beloved holiday decoration; you were decorated on 10/15/23. You collapsed to mush on 1/18/24. I’m sorry I didn’t take a single pic of you but have 100s of screenshots of sexy adult Draco Malfoy. You had the endurance of a legendary spooky bitch. 🎃🎃🎃
January 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
A eulogy to my pumpkin: RIP my beloved holiday decoration; you were decorated on 10/15/23. You collapsed to mush on 1/18/24. I’m sorry I didn’t take a single pic of you but have 100s of screenshots of sexy adult Draco Malfoy. You had the endurance of a legendary spooky bitch. 🎃🎃🎃
I lived a dad nightmare. My tire collapsed in on itself like a dying star and started burning up whilst driving. I’m guessing it’s because I didn’t diligently check each tire’s air pressure systematically and daily. The shame.
January 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I lived a dad nightmare. My tire collapsed in on itself like a dying star and started burning up whilst driving. I’m guessing it’s because I didn’t diligently check each tire’s air pressure systematically and daily. The shame.
When I begrudgingly reflect on my time living in Brussels, I think of one of their main metro stops, in French named Arts-Loi (Arts-Law). In Flemish it is called Kunst-Wet which is serendipitous perfection 👩🏻🍳💋
January 9, 2024 at 6:22 AM
When I begrudgingly reflect on my time living in Brussels, I think of one of their main metro stops, in French named Arts-Loi (Arts-Law). In Flemish it is called Kunst-Wet which is serendipitous perfection 👩🏻🍳💋
July was an EMOTIONAL rollercoaster 🎢 thank you Taylor for soundtracking my menty b; you’re a true girl’s girl
December 8, 2023 at 10:11 AM
July was an EMOTIONAL rollercoaster 🎢 thank you Taylor for soundtracking my menty b; you’re a true girl’s girl
If someone wasn’t already suffering from depression they are now after having to pay to see that they are fucked up. Good lookin out internet
November 15, 2023 at 11:06 PM
If someone wasn’t already suffering from depression they are now after having to pay to see that they are fucked up. Good lookin out internet
Feel the Bern taking on a whole new meaning 😬🇵🇸
November 9, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Feel the Bern taking on a whole new meaning 😬🇵🇸
The saltiest of sunflowers 🌻
October 30, 2023 at 6:17 PM
The saltiest of sunflowers 🌻
The prickliest pineapple 🍍
October 28, 2023 at 6:51 PM
The prickliest pineapple 🍍
Presenting the angriest teddy bear 🧸
October 28, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Presenting the angriest teddy bear 🧸
Fed the gremlin after midnight 👾🐈⬛
September 27, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Fed the gremlin after midnight 👾🐈⬛
Colorado, you beautiful asshole. Like any toxic relationship just when I’m done with you, I’m reminded of why I love you in the first place. 🏔️🍑🕳️
September 21, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Colorado, you beautiful asshole. Like any toxic relationship just when I’m done with you, I’m reminded of why I love you in the first place. 🏔️🍑🕳️
Let those among us who have not
Given an OTPHJ and vaped while sitting in the orchestral section of the theatre cast the first stone 🤛👖🍆 🎭🚬🪨
Given an OTPHJ and vaped while sitting in the orchestral section of the theatre cast the first stone 🤛👖🍆 🎭🚬🪨
September 19, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Let those among us who have not
Given an OTPHJ and vaped while sitting in the orchestral section of the theatre cast the first stone 🤛👖🍆 🎭🚬🪨
Given an OTPHJ and vaped while sitting in the orchestral section of the theatre cast the first stone 🤛👖🍆 🎭🚬🪨
Heads up IUD/condom manufacturers: Your newest marketing campaign just wrote itself. 💦❌🙅🏻♀️🍆
September 15, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Heads up IUD/condom manufacturers: Your newest marketing campaign just wrote itself. 💦❌🙅🏻♀️🍆
Shein has already produced 80k of these
September 14, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Shein has already produced 80k of these
Is there anything creepier than your cat standing in the corner, silently, with their back turned to the world like they are an extra in the Blair Witch Project, for an extended period of time? 🐈⬛👻👀🧟♀️😳
September 10, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Is there anything creepier than your cat standing in the corner, silently, with their back turned to the world like they are an extra in the Blair Witch Project, for an extended period of time? 🐈⬛👻👀🧟♀️😳
Manifesting the fall vibe of my BFFF, Gus. Adorable, unabashed, and sick and tired of everyone’s bullshit. 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
September 3, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Manifesting the fall vibe of my BFFF, Gus. Adorable, unabashed, and sick and tired of everyone’s bullshit. 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛