Lisa
@lisafer.bsky.social
My most fervent dream is to be able to belly pet all the cats of the world without incurring serious injury
"History is replete with leaders who have been consumed with and destroyed by pride. Let this serve as a warning, Mr. President."
March 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"History is replete with leaders who have been consumed with and destroyed by pride. Let this serve as a warning, Mr. President."
@stephenking.bsky.social I’m just really disappointed with the choices. Either you follow Randall Flagg who, yes looks like a Skarsgard, but is the DEA and a walking OSHA violation or Mother Abigail who granted is probs younger than Joe Biden but seems to slaughter A LOT of animals for my comfort
July 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
@stephenking.bsky.social I’m just really disappointed with the choices. Either you follow Randall Flagg who, yes looks like a Skarsgard, but is the DEA and a walking OSHA violation or Mother Abigail who granted is probs younger than Joe Biden but seems to slaughter A LOT of animals for my comfort
When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night
With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife
And when you think about me, all of those years ago
You're standing face to face with "I told you so"
You know I hate to say, "I told you so"
With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife
And when you think about me, all of those years ago
You're standing face to face with "I told you so"
You know I hate to say, "I told you so"
June 23, 2024 at 6:27 AM
When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night
With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife
And when you think about me, all of those years ago
You're standing face to face with "I told you so"
You know I hate to say, "I told you so"
With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife
And when you think about me, all of those years ago
You're standing face to face with "I told you so"
You know I hate to say, "I told you so"
Hats off to Fresh Step for perfectly capturing catitude in their branding and mascot choice 🐈
April 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Hats off to Fresh Step for perfectly capturing catitude in their branding and mascot choice 🐈
Dance me the end of love - Cohen version or Civil Wars version?
April 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Dance me the end of love - Cohen version or Civil Wars version?
I fear we are all permanently living with the feeling of emptiness you get immediately after listening to Cat Stevens sing “take your time, think a lot, why think of everything you’ve got, for you may still be here tomorrow but your dreams may not”. The existential dread 🫠
April 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I fear we are all permanently living with the feeling of emptiness you get immediately after listening to Cat Stevens sing “take your time, think a lot, why think of everything you’ve got, for you may still be here tomorrow but your dreams may not”. The existential dread 🫠
Happy Valentine’s Day to my beloved mouse mover, providing the satisfaction that not even a thousand deft fingerings could achieve🤌🐭❤️
February 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to my beloved mouse mover, providing the satisfaction that not even a thousand deft fingerings could achieve🤌🐭❤️
Happy Superb Owl day to Nandor, Nadja, Lazlo, Colin & all who (hoo) celebrate.
February 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Happy Superb Owl day to Nandor, Nadja, Lazlo, Colin & all who (hoo) celebrate.
This guy was acting like such a chomper at the vet and attacking people in his cat sack that we have to give him even more gabapentin (he was already on some) and take him all the way back to get his blood drawn. Now he’s naturally behaving like a kitten angel 😇
February 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
This guy was acting like such a chomper at the vet and attacking people in his cat sack that we have to give him even more gabapentin (he was already on some) and take him all the way back to get his blood drawn. Now he’s naturally behaving like a kitten angel 😇
Me trying to do the work of what is now three people after layoffs and contemplating the absolute unsustainability of this capitalistic societal model:
January 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Me trying to do the work of what is now three people after layoffs and contemplating the absolute unsustainability of this capitalistic societal model:
Formative moment: In London & my bf came to visit. We decided to fuck in a bathtub. A combination of my pierced belly button/coordination ended up slicing his dick. He wouldn’t let me call 999 because of the “metric system” (screamed through his tears). It’s affected me deeply to this day 📏🇬🇧😬
January 24, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Formative moment: In London & my bf came to visit. We decided to fuck in a bathtub. A combination of my pierced belly button/coordination ended up slicing his dick. He wouldn’t let me call 999 because of the “metric system” (screamed through his tears). It’s affected me deeply to this day 📏🇬🇧😬
I just told Lily that she’s the prettiest princess in the whole world, even more beautiful than mommy and that is a nearly insurmountable hurdle to clear. She really is a kitty super model 🐈⬛💁🏻♀️
January 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I just told Lily that she’s the prettiest princess in the whole world, even more beautiful than mommy and that is a nearly insurmountable hurdle to clear. She really is a kitty super model 🐈⬛💁🏻♀️
A eulogy to my pumpkin: RIP my beloved holiday decoration; you were decorated on 10/15/23. You collapsed to mush on 1/18/24. I’m sorry I didn’t take a single pic of you but have 100s of screenshots of sexy adult Draco Malfoy. You had the endurance of a legendary spooky bitch. 🎃🎃🎃
January 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
A eulogy to my pumpkin: RIP my beloved holiday decoration; you were decorated on 10/15/23. You collapsed to mush on 1/18/24. I’m sorry I didn’t take a single pic of you but have 100s of screenshots of sexy adult Draco Malfoy. You had the endurance of a legendary spooky bitch. 🎃🎃🎃
I lived a dad nightmare. My tire collapsed in on itself like a dying star and started burning up whilst driving. I’m guessing it’s because I didn’t diligently check each tire’s air pressure systematically and daily. The shame.
January 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I lived a dad nightmare. My tire collapsed in on itself like a dying star and started burning up whilst driving. I’m guessing it’s because I didn’t diligently check each tire’s air pressure systematically and daily. The shame.
Wow, late-stage capitalism came in so inappropriately hot this week. This is so fucking infuriating and unsustainable. I’ll be ruminating on this as a husk of a person until further notice 🌽🌽😡
January 13, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Wow, late-stage capitalism came in so inappropriately hot this week. This is so fucking infuriating and unsustainable. I’ll be ruminating on this as a husk of a person until further notice 🌽🌽😡
When I begrudgingly reflect on my time living in Brussels, I think of one of their main metro stops, in French named Arts-Loi (Arts-Law). In Flemish it is called Kunst-Wet which is serendipitous perfection 👩🏻🍳💋
January 9, 2024 at 6:22 AM
When I begrudgingly reflect on my time living in Brussels, I think of one of their main metro stops, in French named Arts-Loi (Arts-Law). In Flemish it is called Kunst-Wet which is serendipitous perfection 👩🏻🍳💋
Reasons why my mom is mad at me on Xmas eve part 2:
4) bcI looked “disgusted” eating her air fried green beans
5) bc my sister said she was never cool enough to be offered drugs and I agreed
6) bc we ran out of wine, she offered her moscato, and I said no one wants that
4) bcI looked “disgusted” eating her air fried green beans
5) bc my sister said she was never cool enough to be offered drugs and I agreed
6) bc we ran out of wine, she offered her moscato, and I said no one wants that
December 25, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Reasons why my mom is mad at me on Xmas eve part 2:
4) bcI looked “disgusted” eating her air fried green beans
5) bc my sister said she was never cool enough to be offered drugs and I agreed
6) bc we ran out of wine, she offered her moscato, and I said no one wants that
4) bcI looked “disgusted” eating her air fried green beans
5) bc my sister said she was never cool enough to be offered drugs and I agreed
6) bc we ran out of wine, she offered her moscato, and I said no one wants that
Reasons why my mom is mad at me on Xmas eve:
1) because I didn’t think to ask her to make Xmas cookies without her volunteering
2) because I only like hot, abbey jesus and it’s offensive (apparently)
3) because my hair looked uncombed when I showed up to dinner and I looked “misanthropic”
1) because I didn’t think to ask her to make Xmas cookies without her volunteering
2) because I only like hot, abbey jesus and it’s offensive (apparently)
3) because my hair looked uncombed when I showed up to dinner and I looked “misanthropic”
December 25, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Reasons why my mom is mad at me on Xmas eve:
1) because I didn’t think to ask her to make Xmas cookies without her volunteering
2) because I only like hot, abbey jesus and it’s offensive (apparently)
3) because my hair looked uncombed when I showed up to dinner and I looked “misanthropic”
1) because I didn’t think to ask her to make Xmas cookies without her volunteering
2) because I only like hot, abbey jesus and it’s offensive (apparently)
3) because my hair looked uncombed when I showed up to dinner and I looked “misanthropic”
Reasons dad is mad at me on Xmas eve part 2:
3) because I dropped a glass of water and he asked me
If I had a neurological disorder
4) because I thought my cunty aunt was maybe cool because I thought he said she has a partner named Ellen. His name is Allan.
3) because I dropped a glass of water and he asked me
If I had a neurological disorder
4) because I thought my cunty aunt was maybe cool because I thought he said she has a partner named Ellen. His name is Allan.
December 25, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Reasons dad is mad at me on Xmas eve part 2:
3) because I dropped a glass of water and he asked me
If I had a neurological disorder
4) because I thought my cunty aunt was maybe cool because I thought he said she has a partner named Ellen. His name is Allan.
3) because I dropped a glass of water and he asked me
If I had a neurological disorder
4) because I thought my cunty aunt was maybe cool because I thought he said she has a partner named Ellen. His name is Allan.
Reasons why my dad is mad at me on Xmas eve:
1) because he was trying to explain a drone Xmas light show and I said I knew what a drone was
2) because he changed an 8 to an * in his notebook of passwords and he doesn’t want someone who has just murdered him to access the WiFi and I commented
1) because he was trying to explain a drone Xmas light show and I said I knew what a drone was
2) because he changed an 8 to an * in his notebook of passwords and he doesn’t want someone who has just murdered him to access the WiFi and I commented
December 25, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Reasons why my dad is mad at me on Xmas eve:
1) because he was trying to explain a drone Xmas light show and I said I knew what a drone was
2) because he changed an 8 to an * in his notebook of passwords and he doesn’t want someone who has just murdered him to access the WiFi and I commented
1) because he was trying to explain a drone Xmas light show and I said I knew what a drone was
2) because he changed an 8 to an * in his notebook of passwords and he doesn’t want someone who has just murdered him to access the WiFi and I commented
Is there a more satisfying feeling than slamming that OOO up for 17 days straight? Even good sex (which may or may not exist; jury’s out) cannot compare to that feeling of absolute unfettered freedom 🎈🥳🎆
December 22, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Is there a more satisfying feeling than slamming that OOO up for 17 days straight? Even good sex (which may or may not exist; jury’s out) cannot compare to that feeling of absolute unfettered freedom 🎈🥳🎆
Just finished Dorothy Tennov’s book Love and Limerence and it was an absolute revelation. If you are ever wondering why you can’t seem to get over someone this book is for you. Spoiler: it’s not them it’s you.
December 18, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Just finished Dorothy Tennov’s book Love and Limerence and it was an absolute revelation. If you are ever wondering why you can’t seem to get over someone this book is for you. Spoiler: it’s not them it’s you.
She’s the queen and we’re the sorry people
December 15, 2023 at 7:56 AM
She’s the queen and we’re the sorry people