Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation.

Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday

If your life depends on anyone in the GOP acting courageously and speaking out against any of this, start making out your will.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

You should print out your Social Security Statement. Elon and who knows how many countless others now have access to your private information, so it'd be wise to have a record of it.

"In other words: There is no cavalry coming. You are the cavalry. Elected officials, governors, civil servants and people sitting at home are the only ones who can stop this."
- Jen Psaki

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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The news is so stressful, maybe I’ll try to take my mind off it with my favorite candy — AW FUCK

Musk has as much legal authority to shut down USAID as I do to shut down Tesla, which is to say: none.

No official announcements yet on the fate of the US Agency for International Development, but we've heard from colleagues that had 15 mins notice before being locked out of buildings and systems. USAID works in 120 counties to extend humanitarian aid. Overnight, it has been reduced to rubble.