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if i had a nickel for every time fomo made me sign up on a jack dorsey website etc etc
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I wonder how many objections could be assuaged with the inclusion of a button labeled "I am currently the protagonist of an action movie and need to exceed the safety limits for dramatic reasons" which just also livestreams your dash cam and telemetry to the speed ticket department for evaluation
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I wonder how many objections could be assuaged with the inclusion of a button labeled "I am currently the protagonist of an action movie and need to exceed the safety limits for dramatic reasons" which just also livestreams your dash cam and telemetry to the speed ticket department for evaluation
lots of "Your proposal to more effectively stop people from breaking the law is intriguing, but you have neglected to consider that it would stop me from breaking the law in some situations" posts in that extended thread
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
lots of "Your proposal to more effectively stop people from breaking the law is intriguing, but you have neglected to consider that it would stop me from breaking the law in some situations" posts in that extended thread
if only there was some proposed technological measure to ensure the flow of traffic on the 55 road was not going at 65
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
if only there was some proposed technological measure to ensure the flow of traffic on the 55 road was not going at 65
all systems operational; simply don't have any systems right now
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
all systems operational; simply don't have any systems right now
i get out the real plates if theres even a slight chance itll be less messy that way. also i guess i always use my own cutlery where applicable even if they give me a little plastic fork or w/e
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i get out the real plates if theres even a slight chance itll be less messy that way. also i guess i always use my own cutlery where applicable even if they give me a little plastic fork or w/e
don't people usually say "X is closer in time to the present day than it is to Y". like cleopatra and the pyramids. my submission was gonna be "cleopatras".
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
don't people usually say "X is closer in time to the present day than it is to Y". like cleopatra and the pyramids. my submission was gonna be "cleopatras".
well rip I just realized I've been accidentally substituting rosary whenever I read rosette
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
well rip I just realized I've been accidentally substituting rosary whenever I read rosette
this immediately blasted me with memories of getting market gardenered on the boneyard server
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
this immediately blasted me with memories of getting market gardenered on the boneyard server
I hope when they next spin the big wheel of which programming language to blame, it lands on one of the funnier candidates like tcl or .ini
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I hope when they next spin the big wheel of which programming language to blame, it lands on one of the funnier candidates like tcl or .ini
i used to think im really smart at c++ but the more virtual calls come up the more i realize i am but a little baby
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i used to think im really smart at c++ but the more virtual calls come up the more i realize i am but a little baby
does the latter have like magic goop in it to support virtual method lookup?
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
does the latter have like magic goop in it to support virtual method lookup?
it also has a banger sound track. let's not forget the banger sound track.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it also has a banger sound track. let's not forget the banger sound track.
i think his hair is really cool. it's a nice accent thing against the rest of the look. and it makes the eye color thing pop more.
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i think his hair is really cool. it's a nice accent thing against the rest of the look. and it makes the eye color thing pop more.
i thought you said they're, like, giant extradimensional spiders or something. there were some fairly vivid descriptions
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i thought you said they're, like, giant extradimensional spiders or something. there were some fairly vivid descriptions
i enjoy the part of venture capital where it funds wildly uneconomical goods and services; i don't enjoy the part of venture capital where it wants to stop doing that eventually
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i enjoy the part of venture capital where it funds wildly uneconomical goods and services; i don't enjoy the part of venture capital where it wants to stop doing that eventually
yeah those ones that you didn't like!!!! no wonder i stopped
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
yeah those ones that you didn't like!!!! no wonder i stopped
good luck, most of my mutuals don't even click like on my posts
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
good luck, most of my mutuals don't even click like on my posts
i have an inexplicably strong emotional connection to whatever vim does to c code by default
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i have an inexplicably strong emotional connection to whatever vim does to c code by default
the kid is frustrated too because he didn't anticipate the burrito/smoothie place around the corner being closed for the whole thanksgiving weekend :v
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the kid is frustrated too because he didn't anticipate the burrito/smoothie place around the corner being closed for the whole thanksgiving weekend :v
taking my friend's kid on a walk while my friend cleans up after her dog pooping in front of the fridge. starting to look like the dog also needs to go to the gut doctor.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
taking my friend's kid on a walk while my friend cleans up after her dog pooping in front of the fridge. starting to look like the dog also needs to go to the gut doctor.
im completely burned out on xiv gameplay but id be absolutely down for more stuff with xiv characters with different gameplay
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
im completely burned out on xiv gameplay but id be absolutely down for more stuff with xiv characters with different gameplay
im just gonna respond ffxiv to this lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
im just gonna respond ffxiv to this lol
these days its 100% on a laptop on my living room sofa, unless someone sends me something while i'm out and i have to read it on my phone to respond in time but i hate having to zoom for details/text. don't have a tablet or i'd do that.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
these days its 100% on a laptop on my living room sofa, unless someone sends me something while i'm out and i have to read it on my phone to respond in time but i hate having to zoom for details/text. don't have a tablet or i'd do that.