My puppy had a fit until I took her outside. She quickly understood why age had been inside all day.
January 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My puppy had a fit until I took her outside. She quickly understood why age had been inside all day.
"Climate change isn't real."
I legit saw snow twice in my entire childhood; once as a snow flurry in April when I was 7 and once during winter break when I was 12. My children are seeing it twice in the same week in the same small, southern town I grew up in.
I legit saw snow twice in my entire childhood; once as a snow flurry in April when I was 7 and once during winter break when I was 12. My children are seeing it twice in the same week in the same small, southern town I grew up in.
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Climate change isn't real."
I legit saw snow twice in my entire childhood; once as a snow flurry in April when I was 7 and once during winter break when I was 12. My children are seeing it twice in the same week in the same small, southern town I grew up in.
I legit saw snow twice in my entire childhood; once as a snow flurry in April when I was 7 and once during winter break when I was 12. My children are seeing it twice in the same week in the same small, southern town I grew up in.
Dear internet,
I ordered delivery in a snow flurry, but I promise I'm not mean or cruel. When it's cold like this, my advanced arthritis becomes unbearable. I'm just home alone and so hungry.
P.s. I did make sure they got a good tip. 💜
I ordered delivery in a snow flurry, but I promise I'm not mean or cruel. When it's cold like this, my advanced arthritis becomes unbearable. I'm just home alone and so hungry.
P.s. I did make sure they got a good tip. 💜
January 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear internet,
I ordered delivery in a snow flurry, but I promise I'm not mean or cruel. When it's cold like this, my advanced arthritis becomes unbearable. I'm just home alone and so hungry.
P.s. I did make sure they got a good tip. 💜
I ordered delivery in a snow flurry, but I promise I'm not mean or cruel. When it's cold like this, my advanced arthritis becomes unbearable. I'm just home alone and so hungry.
P.s. I did make sure they got a good tip. 💜
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I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
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One thing about me, I'll be taking an extra napkin.
January 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One thing about me, I'll be taking an extra napkin.
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I was thoughtless about Tik Tok.
I didn't use it, never had an account, already have too much social nonsense. And I didn't like the data collection accusations (I know they all do it).
But someone said there are millions whose income comes from TT and that really made me reconsider.
I didn't use it, never had an account, already have too much social nonsense. And I didn't like the data collection accusations (I know they all do it).
But someone said there are millions whose income comes from TT and that really made me reconsider.
January 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was thoughtless about Tik Tok.
I didn't use it, never had an account, already have too much social nonsense. And I didn't like the data collection accusations (I know they all do it).
But someone said there are millions whose income comes from TT and that really made me reconsider.
I didn't use it, never had an account, already have too much social nonsense. And I didn't like the data collection accusations (I know they all do it).
But someone said there are millions whose income comes from TT and that really made me reconsider.
When Kristin Chenoweth said, "I didn't get my way, I need to lie down.", I felt that in my soul.
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When Kristin Chenoweth said, "I didn't get my way, I need to lie down.", I felt that in my soul.
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I'm pretty sure crime rates would drop significantly if we would take dna samples and fingerprints at birth rather than only once crimes are committed.
January 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm pretty sure crime rates would drop significantly if we would take dna samples and fingerprints at birth rather than only once crimes are committed.
Apparently, you are either autistic and don't "suffer" from it, or you "suffer" from it and aren't autistic.
This is according to my 13 year old, who has to deal with 3 autistic family members stemming at the same time. 😂
This is according to my 13 year old, who has to deal with 3 autistic family members stemming at the same time. 😂
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Apparently, you are either autistic and don't "suffer" from it, or you "suffer" from it and aren't autistic.
This is according to my 13 year old, who has to deal with 3 autistic family members stemming at the same time. 😂
This is according to my 13 year old, who has to deal with 3 autistic family members stemming at the same time. 😂
My Alexa speakers sometimes call me by my two younger kids' names and tells me "kids don't have access to that feature" because I have a baby voice. 😭
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My Alexa speakers sometimes call me by my two younger kids' names and tells me "kids don't have access to that feature" because I have a baby voice. 😭
I've always pictured Josef Mengele as being this like 50-60 year old mad scientist. He was, in fact, actually just 27 when he joined the N**i party and soon after began his horrific experiments.
December 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I've always pictured Josef Mengele as being this like 50-60 year old mad scientist. He was, in fact, actually just 27 when he joined the N**i party and soon after began his horrific experiments.
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It REALLY bothers me that 2 weeks is 14 days, half a month is usually considered to be 2 weeks but half the months have 30 days while the other half has 31 days and that means that half a month is actually 15-15 1/2 days.
December 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It REALLY bothers me that 2 weeks is 14 days, half a month is usually considered to be 2 weeks but half the months have 30 days while the other half has 31 days and that means that half a month is actually 15-15 1/2 days.
I am currently being lectured about how this guy isn't an iguana or chameleon. Didn't think I'd ever have to tell my husband I'm THIS much of a nerd, but here goes....
December 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I am currently being lectured about how this guy isn't an iguana or chameleon. Didn't think I'd ever have to tell my husband I'm THIS much of a nerd, but here goes....
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One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome
December 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome
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We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
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"Give me back the lid. I don't want to sniff your thumb." was not on the list of things I thought I would hear my two pre/teen girls saying while playing dolls at the foot of my bed.
(They found the vaporub, 11 is trying to convince 13 to smell the vaporub)
(They found the vaporub, 11 is trying to convince 13 to smell the vaporub)
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM
"Give me back the lid. I don't want to sniff your thumb." was not on the list of things I thought I would hear my two pre/teen girls saying while playing dolls at the foot of my bed.
(They found the vaporub, 11 is trying to convince 13 to smell the vaporub)
(They found the vaporub, 11 is trying to convince 13 to smell the vaporub)
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The fact that some of you think it was better to kill a man than to remove him from the position and jail him for possible crimes speaks a lot about your own character.
December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The fact that some of you think it was better to kill a man than to remove him from the position and jail him for possible crimes speaks a lot about your own character.
My half Mexican child is teaching her dog to respond to French 🤦🏻♀️
December 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
My half Mexican child is teaching her dog to respond to French 🤦🏻♀️
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Algorithm post for visibility to other nerds 🤓
📚 TTRPGs
🖖 Star Trek
⭐️ Star Wars
🖤 80s music
👽 The X-Files
🎮 Videogames
🎲 Board games
📕 Comic books
🎥 Horror Movies
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
👨🎨 Miniature painting
🧙 Magic: The Gathering
🦸♀️ Smart and heroic women
📚 TTRPGs
🖖 Star Trek
⭐️ Star Wars
🖤 80s music
👽 The X-Files
🎮 Videogames
🎲 Board games
📕 Comic books
🎥 Horror Movies
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
👨🎨 Miniature painting
🧙 Magic: The Gathering
🦸♀️ Smart and heroic women
November 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Algorithm post for visibility to other nerds 🤓
📚 TTRPGs
🖖 Star Trek
⭐️ Star Wars
🖤 80s music
👽 The X-Files
🎮 Videogames
🎲 Board games
📕 Comic books
🎥 Horror Movies
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
👨🎨 Miniature painting
🧙 Magic: The Gathering
🦸♀️ Smart and heroic women
📚 TTRPGs
🖖 Star Trek
⭐️ Star Wars
🖤 80s music
👽 The X-Files
🎮 Videogames
🎲 Board games
📕 Comic books
🎥 Horror Movies
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
👨🎨 Miniature painting
🧙 Magic: The Gathering
🦸♀️ Smart and heroic women
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It’s really disheartening to see trans users having to step back from Bluesky because of the influx of transphobic harassment. Trans posters built the culture of this platform and it would behoove cis allies to advocate for their safety as Bluesky expands and they get targeted
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
It’s really disheartening to see trans users having to step back from Bluesky because of the influx of transphobic harassment. Trans posters built the culture of this platform and it would behoove cis allies to advocate for their safety as Bluesky expands and they get targeted