THANK YOU!!! i'm so excited

The glowup so big i wouldn't believe it if i went back in time and told myself lmfao, it feels amazing honestly ❤️

Jules of 2022: stops writing anything at all to protect the insecurities and fragile feelings of a covert narcissist who thought he was entitled to be the next great american novelist despite not being able to do shit without two people feeding him ideas
Jules of 2025, to J22: you'll get there, man

Hell yeah, you rule!!

I'M SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

I'm a fairly new addition to the group and I kind of got the feeling he was saying it for my benefit, to let everybody know it was all in good fun and not an intent to actually be mean to anybody.
So like, this is absolutely insane and when people say truth is stranger than fiction THEY ARE RIGHT.

We all laughed, I joked that he got his revenge, he said he wasn't aiming for anything and I believe him. But immediately after he stands up and thanks everybody for "being such good sports about his teasing" in the most gentle voice ever, and I have NEVER heard this man be tender during hangouts.

So the cucumber toss finished, prizes awarded to the winners, and he sitsup from his safety goggle bespectacled, rainponcho-wearing, both wrists broken (YEAH HE FELL DOWN A MOUNTAIN??) pose and tossed a cucumber slice directly into my crotch where I was sitting with my leg crossed.

(This is also the same guy who my friend threatened to fight/bodily harm when he said something teasing to me, and I still have no idea what was said because I was drawing, very focused, didn't even realize I was who he was speaking to.)

Well guess who hit a guy in the dick with a cucumber, YEAH THAT'S CORRECT THIS FOOL RIGHT HERE.
Now, the previous hangout I got the feeling that he might have done something with flirtatious intent (inflatable sword battle, a story for another time i guess?) but I'm usually off-base w romance.

this is absolutely gorgeous omg