Eurovision Song Contest: Malmö (2024)

THANK GOD! I was soooo worried how she was going to keep this rim of jewels and precious metal attached to her scalp. Now I know all it takes is a couple of framing nails sunk right into the skull and a touch of hot glue at the punctures. Even Lizzie’s ghost won’t be able to remove it!

Maybe they should actually fund NASA and maybe work with China on developing space for the betterment of humanity. I know, I sound insane.