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Parker Swift | he?/they
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Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar.
» Dimension-hopping speedster

DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.
PLEASE say, "stop that."
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
||you're making this the WORST day to be literate
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I dunno what's worse, that coming from the Superman half or the Luthor half.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Parker Swift | he?/they
The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jules, your brain is GIGANTIC.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't know what I'm sayin' either, guys.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ohhh do you not know that dude's history?

Hang on, I can't remember if I'm supposed to in this 'verse...
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM