It's the lazy people's addiction

You cannot be on TikTok & still be a productive member of society

I uninstalled mine in one of those "you haven't opened this app in a year" phone cleanups

Pandora

Whatever algorithm they use to pick new music just works for me & I can easily find what I like (even some obscure Indy artists)

It's not everyone's cuppa, but I like it 🤷

It wasn't easy!

But playlists are exportable & tbh - it's been fun for me teaching a new AI

Listen, I'm throwing shade at Spotify, not you

Please don't take my dislike of them personally - I am betting you have a pretty kickass playlist

I'm just snarkily following through on a commitment 🤷

Oh, honey... Bless your heart!

Sweetie, I'm not looking to eat Joe Rogan if that's what you're all worked up about

When I boycott something, I fully commit

Neil Young is better than Joe Rogan any day of any week

Joe's irresponsible clown show & Spotify backing that irresponsibility is a deal breaker for me

It's about the ethics

I have about the same on another app that's cheaper & has a better algorithm 🤷

Who uses Spotify anymore?

Not that anyone's seeing this (or caring) but Imma document my journey anyway

Met with a Big Wig yesterday who totally embraced my vision

One. Day. Closer.

Wheeeee!

Still not over how badly Stevie here treated President Biden

He's as much to blame for Shitler getting elected as the idiots who voted for him

Biden would've won

Stephen should've stayed in his fuqin' lane instead of starring in this real life horror story

Stephen King can GFH

IMHO of course 😉

I loved that they were like "here are some folding chairs at the end of the row"

Shitler looked like he couldn't understand a single word & his illegal immigrant prostitute was so Botoxed up, she just sat there chasing her own brain worm

💔😭💔

But I bet she'll keep elevating the climate change denialism party for money 🤷

J'Biden von Hindenburg would rather tow the line & hand the keys to the most powerful kingdom on Earth to Agolf Shitler simply so he can pat himself on the back & pretend to be superior.
The rest of us have to live the repeated history from which he refuses to learn.

Bologna in general: 🤢
Fried: 🤮

I 💙 that I heard this... In your voice 🤣

(I think that makes you an icon, sir)

The cultists are as delicate & soft as the poor little rich boys they worship

Some people are so poor, all they have is money

Some people are so stupid, they think that's enough

There are even visual aids!

The judge said it was rape

Inserting ANY unwanted object into a woman's vagina is rape

Whether Agolf Shitler put his tiny peen or his tiny hands up a vagina that rejected him still makes him a freak & sexual predator

It's impossible to trash a reputation that's already trash

A national strike would be far more effective 🤷

This "don't buy shit" tactic is unsustainable

If we collectively simply didn't go to work, it'd last two weeks... Tops

Sadly, we're too cowardly to organize & too capitalist to rebel effectively

I've said it before...

This was inevitable

It's sad & I don't condone violence, but it's a simple fact that wealth gaps like the one we're experiencing are not sustainable

People do not function well under tyranny & make no mistake, that's where we are currently

The peasants have had enough