Lindy Greer
@lindyg.bsky.social
Makeupartist524 on Twitter. Actively trying to avoid SARS2. Brows. Makeup artist. Esthetician. Indie nail lacquer enthusiast. Sorta Rican. Leftist. Cat momma. Multiple invisible disabilities. ND. Perimenopause sucks. PNW.
My dad drove him and my stepmom from Illinois to Washington State to see me for my birthday. We hadn’t seen each other in over 11 years. I cried so much, but it definitely wasn’t all happy tears.
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My dad drove him and my stepmom from Illinois to Washington State to see me for my birthday. We hadn’t seen each other in over 11 years. I cried so much, but it definitely wasn’t all happy tears.
Screenshot from 2021. Yep, these were how my nails used to look.
I didn’t stop biting my nails until April 1st, 2023.
I didn’t stop biting my nails until April 1st, 2023.
March 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Screenshot from 2021. Yep, these were how my nails used to look.
I didn’t stop biting my nails until April 1st, 2023.
I didn’t stop biting my nails until April 1st, 2023.
The world is garbage but I’m finding my joy in this nail polish color. I worked so hard to grow my nails out, and it’s cool to see my progress.
It’s also a good reminder for me - bodies never stay the same.
It’s also a good reminder for me - bodies never stay the same.
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The world is garbage but I’m finding my joy in this nail polish color. I worked so hard to grow my nails out, and it’s cool to see my progress.
It’s also a good reminder for me - bodies never stay the same.
It’s also a good reminder for me - bodies never stay the same.
My cat, Newman, loudly yells at me anytime he hears me laugh. Hard not to take it personally but it always makes my partner laugh.
January 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My cat, Newman, loudly yells at me anytime he hears me laugh. Hard not to take it personally but it always makes my partner laugh.
My NYE nails were super sparkly…and yet I was at home and missed the midnight ball drop. I suck at staying up late. 🤷🏻♀️
January 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My NYE nails were super sparkly…and yet I was at home and missed the midnight ball drop. I suck at staying up late. 🤷🏻♀️
Christmas vs. Krampus nails!
The truth is I went all out on my left hand and ran out of steam for my right hand. And I wanted to try new colors too.
The truth is I went all out on my left hand and ran out of steam for my right hand. And I wanted to try new colors too.
December 24, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Christmas vs. Krampus nails!
The truth is I went all out on my left hand and ran out of steam for my right hand. And I wanted to try new colors too.
The truth is I went all out on my left hand and ran out of steam for my right hand. And I wanted to try new colors too.
That’s what I thought. My sister was around our mom for 10+ days of illness. Mom also didn’t test but took antibiotics and prednisone. Sister flew home (N95) last Wednesday evening. Not sure when symptoms started, but had a telehealth appt this morning.
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
That’s what I thought. My sister was around our mom for 10+ days of illness. Mom also didn’t test but took antibiotics and prednisone. Sister flew home (N95) last Wednesday evening. Not sure when symptoms started, but had a telehealth appt this morning.
My mom is bad at mathing.
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 PM
My mom is bad at mathing.
So last night we were doing a zoom with my partner’s parents and Newman just waltzed in and plopped himself down on my partner’s lap. He’s never done that before in the 5+ years we’ve been together. I had to take a quick pic of it and it’s the funniest family photo ever.
December 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
So last night we were doing a zoom with my partner’s parents and Newman just waltzed in and plopped himself down on my partner’s lap. He’s never done that before in the 5+ years we’ve been together. I had to take a quick pic of it and it’s the funniest family photo ever.
He’s really enjoying the new heating pad too. Doesn’t want to share it either.
December 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
He’s really enjoying the new heating pad too. Doesn’t want to share it either.
Painting my nails each week has been such a good hobby for me. I’m a tad obsessed with it at the moment, but it’s providing me with the chemicals my body wants and needs. A fun, solitary hobby I do at home while my partner watches football. ❤️
December 12, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Painting my nails each week has been such a good hobby for me. I’m a tad obsessed with it at the moment, but it’s providing me with the chemicals my body wants and needs. A fun, solitary hobby I do at home while my partner watches football. ❤️
Have you ever had moments of “how are we related” with family? I feel like I have that nonstop with my parents and other family members, but it’s rare with my sister. And yet it happened 2 days ago.
I broke a nail badly. Sent her a text with pics and told her I patched it up.
I broke a nail badly. Sent her a text with pics and told her I patched it up.
December 12, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Have you ever had moments of “how are we related” with family? I feel like I have that nonstop with my parents and other family members, but it’s rare with my sister. And yet it happened 2 days ago.
I broke a nail badly. Sent her a text with pics and told her I patched it up.
I broke a nail badly. Sent her a text with pics and told her I patched it up.
It was a limited edition color, but I have a feeling it’ll make a comeback at some point.
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
It was a limited edition color, but I have a feeling it’ll make a comeback at some point.
Here’s the name.
And now you probably know why I was so disturbed that this was stuck on a loop in my brain. 4/
And now you probably know why I was so disturbed that this was stuck on a loop in my brain. 4/
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Here’s the name.
And now you probably know why I was so disturbed that this was stuck on a loop in my brain. 4/
And now you probably know why I was so disturbed that this was stuck on a loop in my brain. 4/
My cat, Newman, keeps me laughing. He’s just a ridiculous specimen.
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My cat, Newman, keeps me laughing. He’s just a ridiculous specimen.
My love of nail polish these days is off the charts. How can something so simple bring me so much joy?
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My love of nail polish these days is off the charts. How can something so simple bring me so much joy?
Now you’re asking for it! Nail polish is my special interest that I’m super obsessed with these days, and I’ve gone down an indie lacquer rabbit hole and it’s so fun!
This one is a magnetic lacquer from Phoenix called Nichibotsu.
This one is a magnetic lacquer from Phoenix called Nichibotsu.
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Now you’re asking for it! Nail polish is my special interest that I’m super obsessed with these days, and I’ve gone down an indie lacquer rabbit hole and it’s so fun!
This one is a magnetic lacquer from Phoenix called Nichibotsu.
This one is a magnetic lacquer from Phoenix called Nichibotsu.
The memes I posted 4 years ago can be used again. Cool.
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
The memes I posted 4 years ago can be used again. Cool.
Biscuits and heating pads on this beautiful Sunday morning.
November 10, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Biscuits and heating pads on this beautiful Sunday morning.
I wrote to her this year and asked if she was going to wear the bird’s head again, and she responded with a pic of her husband in a black bird’s head.
I can’t stop laughing! 🤣
I can’t stop laughing! 🤣
October 31, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I wrote to her this year and asked if she was going to wear the bird’s head again, and she responded with a pic of her husband in a black bird’s head.
I can’t stop laughing! 🤣
I can’t stop laughing! 🤣
Last year on this day I saw one of my favorite clients and asked what she was doing for Halloween.
She said, “I have a bird’s head.”
I said, “What?!?” 😂
She said she’d send me pics later.
She said, “I have a bird’s head.”
I said, “What?!?” 😂
She said she’d send me pics later.
October 31, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Last year on this day I saw one of my favorite clients and asked what she was doing for Halloween.
She said, “I have a bird’s head.”
I said, “What?!?” 😂
She said she’d send me pics later.
She said, “I have a bird’s head.”
I said, “What?!?” 😂
She said she’d send me pics later.
There are MANY people out there like this person.
October 23, 2024 at 10:18 PM
There are MANY people out there like this person.
I’m convinced we all have something about us that’s annoying to someone.
October 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I’m convinced we all have something about us that’s annoying to someone.
I swear, this cat is going to be the death of me.
Never a dull moment with Newman.
Never a dull moment with Newman.
October 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I swear, this cat is going to be the death of me.
Never a dull moment with Newman.
Never a dull moment with Newman.