Lindsey
@lindseyhoberg.bsky.social
Content includes mom stuff, cat stuff, and the source of some of Scott’s most banger tweets.
Living for the hope of it all.
Living for the hope of it all.
That one about that kid trying to buy his dying mom shoes for Christmas.
And Blurred Lines.
And Blurred Lines.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That one about that kid trying to buy his dying mom shoes for Christmas.
And Blurred Lines.
And Blurred Lines.
“Guys, what if we make a law against doing crime-y stuff?”
It’s. Already. Against. The Law.
If the Treasury Secretary does not remove DOGE’s access to the Treasury payment systems at once:
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
Congress must immediately act.
That is why Rep. Jeffries and I will work together on legislation to stop unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department’s payment systems.
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Guys, what if we make a law against doing crime-y stuff?”
I’m one month in. This thing is massive, I lose my place in it constantly, and I’ve written the same 30 minute task 31 times.
I just got my 2025 planner - a colorful, spiralbound, heavy beast from @plumpaper and I’m so so ready for her to become officially part of the family in a few months.
a woman is sitting in front of a map and holding a notebook and says let me check my day planner .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a map and holding a notebook and says let me check my day planner .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m one month in. This thing is massive, I lose my place in it constantly, and I’ve written the same 30 minute task 31 times.
My husband’s Roman Empire is the dang Pop Tart Bowl where they put a Pop Tart mascot in a toaster and another mascot eats it (?) which is the most Roman Empire thing I’ve ever heard.
December 31, 2024 at 9:23 AM
My husband’s Roman Empire is the dang Pop Tart Bowl where they put a Pop Tart mascot in a toaster and another mascot eats it (?) which is the most Roman Empire thing I’ve ever heard.
Reposted by Lindsey
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
Man Leaving Hardware Store With DIY Supplies Confident He Won’t Be Back For At Least Forty-Five Minutes
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Home project math is that one trip to Lowe’s is actually three trips.
November 27, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Home project math is that one trip to Lowe’s is actually three trips.
We need to popularize hockey more because I’m tired of getting online suggestions to buy my kid’s hockey stuff online or at Canadian Tire.
November 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
We need to popularize hockey more because I’m tired of getting online suggestions to buy my kid’s hockey stuff online or at Canadian Tire.
I knew this app was for me when I kept reading posts about Trader Joe’s. Like every user here has a thing for their vibes and limited edition snacks.
November 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I knew this app was for me when I kept reading posts about Trader Joe’s. Like every user here has a thing for their vibes and limited edition snacks.
Reposted by Lindsey
It’s important to point out here, just for, you know, accuracy - that no tax cut in the history of taxes has ever cost nothing, let alone “pay for itself”.
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/23/u...
Republicans Ponder: What if the Trump Tax Cuts Cost Nothing?
Some in the party are considering alternative ways of assessing the federal budget as they prepare to extend temporary tax cuts passed in 2017.
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
It’s important to point out here, just for, you know, accuracy - that no tax cut in the history of taxes has ever cost nothing, let alone “pay for itself”.
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/23/u...
I want to wait to see Wicked - not because of crowds but because the never grow up “theater kids” plan to spend the whole time singing along.
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I want to wait to see Wicked - not because of crowds but because the never grow up “theater kids” plan to spend the whole time singing along.
Wanting to follow official content from my alma mater but the best I could find was the history dept feels emblematic of this entire app. We’re not all here, we might not ever be, but obviously the history nerds are first. (The lovable ones, not the problematic ones. I’m very liberal with blocks)
November 11, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Wanting to follow official content from my alma mater but the best I could find was the history dept feels emblematic of this entire app. We’re not all here, we might not ever be, but obviously the history nerds are first. (The lovable ones, not the problematic ones. I’m very liberal with blocks)
I just got my 2025 planner - a colorful, spiralbound, heavy beast from @plumpaper and I’m so so ready for her to become officially part of the family in a few months.
a woman is sitting in front of a map and holding a notebook and says let me check my day planner .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a map and holding a notebook and says let me check my day planner .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 11:20 AM
I just got my 2025 planner - a colorful, spiralbound, heavy beast from @plumpaper and I’m so so ready for her to become officially part of the family in a few months.
It’s son number 2’s birthday and I unintentionally wore the same maternity shirt today that I wore 6 years ago the day he was born. Follow me for more fashion content.
Still. Six years with this guy. ❤️
Still. Six years with this guy. ❤️
November 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
It’s son number 2’s birthday and I unintentionally wore the same maternity shirt today that I wore 6 years ago the day he was born. Follow me for more fashion content.
Still. Six years with this guy. ❤️
Still. Six years with this guy. ❤️
Man age creeps up on you. You go your whole life barely noticing trees in any kind of special way, then you’re middle aged and you have a tree that you are WORRIED ABOUT.
November 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Man age creeps up on you. You go your whole life barely noticing trees in any kind of special way, then you’re middle aged and you have a tree that you are WORRIED ABOUT.
It’s basically been Tuesday for four days and I’m just 1 glass of wine away from girl math rationalizing a weird purchase like…just a bunch of bird feeders.
Finding joy where I can in this season - if that means attracting and naming birds and the squirrels that eat their food - it is what it is.
Finding joy where I can in this season - if that means attracting and naming birds and the squirrels that eat their food - it is what it is.
November 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
It’s basically been Tuesday for four days and I’m just 1 glass of wine away from girl math rationalizing a weird purchase like…just a bunch of bird feeders.
Finding joy where I can in this season - if that means attracting and naming birds and the squirrels that eat their food - it is what it is.
Finding joy where I can in this season - if that means attracting and naming birds and the squirrels that eat their food - it is what it is.
Always in it for some muppet content.
Time to be gross and put some unsolicited joy into the timeline.
Here is my best story from this election season. It is not at all about politics.
For a few days last month, I was on pool duty following Harris to a few events in Nevada and Arizona. For those unfamiliar, pool duty involves... 1/
Here is my best story from this election season. It is not at all about politics.
For a few days last month, I was on pool duty following Harris to a few events in Nevada and Arizona. For those unfamiliar, pool duty involves... 1/
November 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Always in it for some muppet content.
I admonish myself almost daily to focus and do a job.
“Do a job, will you?!”
I am my own Leo McGarry this week.
“Do a job, will you?!”
I am my own Leo McGarry this week.
November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I admonish myself almost daily to focus and do a job.
“Do a job, will you?!”
I am my own Leo McGarry this week.
“Do a job, will you?!”
I am my own Leo McGarry this week.
I think what I’ll miss most about the Other Place was one account that posted seasonally relevant or passive aggressive commentary on the state of the world through quotes from The West Wing.
November 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I think what I’ll miss most about the Other Place was one account that posted seasonally relevant or passive aggressive commentary on the state of the world through quotes from The West Wing.
The Newsies soundtrack is the car line jam this morning and “nothing can break us and nothing can make us quit before we’re done” is just a little bit too loaded for me this morning.
November 7, 2024 at 1:10 PM
The Newsies soundtrack is the car line jam this morning and “nothing can break us and nothing can make us quit before we’re done” is just a little bit too loaded for me this morning.
Our oldest tradition is him putting my unhinged comments on the internet.
Wife: “Good lord, how old is Ovechkin?”
Me [looking up on Wikipedia]: “He is . . . four days older than me.”
Me [looking up on Wikipedia]: “He is . . . four days older than me.”
November 7, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Our oldest tradition is him putting my unhinged comments on the internet.