Why does the last sentence sound like a threat? It’s even in italics!

(Though I realize nothing would be funnier than keeping it essentially the same in the 2020s.) Also: Nationwide search for Dorcas!

I don't think anyone with an illegal handgun would choose to hide it in that Victorian Floral jewelry box.

Thank you, and from your lips to god's ears! (Also, to be clear, I would buy any of the shirts except Stolen Valor ones like "Gay AF.")

My review of "Black Rabbit" is the fact that, after nearly 8 hours, I turned off the TV and went to bed early with 20 minutes left in the series. (Also, the Albert Hammond Jr. cameo was "Billions"-level cringe.)

(The, um, day after this, I learned where to put punctuation w/r/t quotation marks in the USA.) 👀😬

Yeah and they gave us a whole like 3 weeks to figure it out! Also, it has already started crumbling like the Montauk house in "Eternal Sunshine."

YES OMG EXPORT YOUR FILES NOW!!!

Brings back memories of the Million Dollar Homepage.

www.milliondollarhomepage.com