Lindsay
@lindsayishere.bsky.social
True New Yorkers learned this at an early age from 1010 WINS traffic reports (although I’d pin it closer to kosh-kee-'oosh-ko)
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
True New Yorkers learned this at an early age from 1010 WINS traffic reports (although I’d pin it closer to kosh-kee-'oosh-ko)
This photo from the 14th St Joe’s (taken ln after seeing OBAA) is cracking me the fuck up. I keep watching my own story and giggling, the water damaged printout of the old insta app, their faces, it’s perfect
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This photo from the 14th St Joe’s (taken ln after seeing OBAA) is cracking me the fuck up. I keep watching my own story and giggling, the water damaged printout of the old insta app, their faces, it’s perfect
I can’t find the video on here but he’s just like me fr (tweaked my knee doing something very simple in a tennis clinic yesterday and needed to take a minute)
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I can’t find the video on here but he’s just like me fr (tweaked my knee doing something very simple in a tennis clinic yesterday and needed to take a minute)
If you don’t shimmy into a spot with less than a foot at either bumper at least once, did you really carsit?
July 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you don’t shimmy into a spot with less than a foot at either bumper at least once, did you really carsit?
Rejoined the food coop and promptly bought a $6.46 bottle of gazpacho 😔. The checkout person asked if I was doing anything special w the several slivers of nice cheese (humboldt fog, cabot clothbound, etc) I was buying. Making myself a tiny cheese plate for dinner, tf do you think??
July 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Rejoined the food coop and promptly bought a $6.46 bottle of gazpacho 😔. The checkout person asked if I was doing anything special w the several slivers of nice cheese (humboldt fog, cabot clothbound, etc) I was buying. Making myself a tiny cheese plate for dinner, tf do you think??
I feel like I’m watching a different show than the fanbase. The level of delusion to keep “Nicolandria” around and get rid of the longest standing couple – I swear it’s the same dodo birds who stan Danny & Nia on The Valley. Now let’s get Ms. Papaya her $100k and never speak of this season again
July 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I feel like I’m watching a different show than the fanbase. The level of delusion to keep “Nicolandria” around and get rid of the longest standing couple – I swear it’s the same dodo birds who stan Danny & Nia on The Valley. Now let’s get Ms. Papaya her $100k and never speak of this season again
“rural greenpoint” (two blocks from mcgolrick park)
July 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“rural greenpoint” (two blocks from mcgolrick park)
I refused to be optimistic about an election because, well, fool me once etc. so now I’m fucking crying man lfg!!!
June 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I refused to be optimistic about an election because, well, fool me once etc. so now I’m fucking crying man lfg!!!
It’s so embarrassing to be obsessed with an energy drink flavor but here we are
June 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s so embarrassing to be obsessed with an energy drink flavor but here we are
I was thinking about cleaning up and using the Coach mini wallet I had in high school, but now I believe it needs to exist in perpetuity as a time capsule
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I was thinking about cleaning up and using the Coach mini wallet I had in high school, but now I believe it needs to exist in perpetuity as a time capsule
How do some people function on a daily basis
April 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How do some people function on a daily basis
Caught up on Righteous Gemstones so now “Teenjus” is going to pop into my head out of nowhere all week
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Caught up on Righteous Gemstones so now “Teenjus” is going to pop into my head out of nowhere all week
Oh I was joking but they actually are vanity sizing bras lmao. Your underbust measurement (or the next size rounded up) is your band, period. Selling a 34 band to someone with a 29” ub is diabolical; that’s me and even a 32 is loose! 30 is comfy and stays in place all day
March 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh I was joking but they actually are vanity sizing bras lmao. Your underbust measurement (or the next size rounded up) is your band, period. Selling a 34 band to someone with a 29” ub is diabolical; that’s me and even a 32 is loose! 30 is comfy and stays in place all day
Taking a little stoned walk down 14th St to Donut Pub after a movie because my edible finally kicked in
March 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Taking a little stoned walk down 14th St to Donut Pub after a movie because my edible finally kicked in
My current story replies confirm: all the coolest hottest girls you know are watching The Traitors and are obsessed with Gabby Windey
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My current story replies confirm: all the coolest hottest girls you know are watching The Traitors and are obsessed with Gabby Windey
Extremely pissed that the $60 moisturizer I got a sample of is very, very good, how could Sephora do this to me question mark
February 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Extremely pissed that the $60 moisturizer I got a sample of is very, very good, how could Sephora do this to me question mark
Abracadabra nation
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Abracadabra nation
Saved this a year ago waiting for the day I had another ulcer and unfortunately, that day has come and I wish the lord would take me!
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Saved this a year ago waiting for the day I had another ulcer and unfortunately, that day has come and I wish the lord would take me!
I really hope everyone who complained that iT dOeSn’T gEt CoLd In NeW yOrK aNyMoRe is happy! Because I’m from here and cold like this was extremely rare 30 years ago too!
January 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I really hope everyone who complained that iT dOeSn’T gEt CoLd In NeW yOrK aNyMoRe is happy! Because I’m from here and cold like this was extremely rare 30 years ago too!
Ordered an air purifier that I assumed would be the same size as my humidifier but it’s enormous. Tried to take a pic with Clem for scale and, lol
January 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ordered an air purifier that I assumed would be the same size as my humidifier but it’s enormous. Tried to take a pic with Clem for scale and, lol
In case you’re wondering what’s going on over there 🥲
January 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In case you’re wondering what’s going on over there 🥲
Look at this haunted fingie carrot. I fear it
November 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Look at this haunted fingie carrot. I fear it
58 degrees: too warm to switch to hot coffee, too cold to walk around with iced coffee without my hand freezing, no choice but to sit in the sun
November 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
58 degrees: too warm to switch to hot coffee, too cold to walk around with iced coffee without my hand freezing, no choice but to sit in the sun
No one has ever been more cozy
October 20, 2023 at 4:16 PM
No one has ever been more cozy