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Lindsay Anne Black
@linanneblack2.bsky.social
Some manner of artist, busy creating an urban wildlife habitat

I'm also Tippi Hedren Collider linanneblack.bsky.social
I'm also Champagnehand on YouTube
My store: www.blandshaming.ca
If you're able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🇨🇦 she/elle/henne
I think I know who sent me this drink from across the garden.
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's a non-native plant, but a neighbour brought me a sunflower sprout back in July to thank me for allowing his kids to display a sign advertising their lemonade stand. This is what it has been doing, and it delights me every day.
October 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Plus, he looks like Steve Jobs.
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oops, I read the news and I'm full of disappointment and anger! Whoopsies! Here's something more hopeful from my garden. I gave them some pointers on crossing the southern borders on their journey. Burner phone, &c.
September 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Brown flavour
September 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yes, they should pick that guy up and ask him some hard questions.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This caterpillar is gearing up to become pupasicle for the winter. To go into diapause, Black Swallowtail butterfly larvae produce their own form of antifreeze to prevent their cells from freezing, before snuggling into a leaf-shaped chrysalis. Which is totally metal.
September 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I met a bug today who looked like a 5mm brachiosaurus 🦕
August 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No paparazzi!
August 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Exasperated sweeping gesture] but at least the nectar bar is open.
July 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
July 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A visiting Monarch, but this one didn't deliver the Speech from the Throne or anything. She just stopped by the nectar bar before checking on the progress of my milkweed.
July 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Cut that out, D'Arcy, this is a fancy feeder. You can coo at me when we get home.
June 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have a whole playlist of them! It takes forever to get through it.
May 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm putting my confidence in Carney's ability to identify the "Fuck Around" aspects of the relationship, and am deeply hopeful he will deploy the "Find Out" as appropriate.

(I'm in uniform, for my part.)
May 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Here, have some Spring
April 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Over a year ago, I started building an online shop. The idea was to spoof some trends that were entering their parody phase, but also put out some of my own art. The setbacks have been HUGE, and the focus has now shifted to, you know, anti-fascism🍁

However, I think I can finally say: "coming soon."
March 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Well you know, Carney's been using a lot of slogans."
I am dead from laughter, completely mdr.
February 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I've forgotten the secret signal, for when I see an enemy approaching. Oh wait, I remember. It's just screaming."
February 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Come on over.
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If I successfully pull this out of the snowbank, I get to be king of Canada. Sorry Charles, and tough luck Donald America.
February 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Today is a difficult anniversary for me, and it has been a challenging day, so here's a rotund squirrel at the end table in the bistro.
February 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you've tidied up because you're trying to sell an upmarket vintage fur coat out of your home, but you forgot about the stickers on the fridge.
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
EVERYONE: It was never actually about fentanyl.
POILLIEVRE:
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM