TOADSTOOL
@limushroomguytoad.bsky.social
"HI I'M TOAD!" | MDNI | https://worm | non-rp/irl DNI!!!
“ALRIGHT YOU TWO! MAKE UP NOW OR ELSE!”
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“ALRIGHT YOU TWO! MAKE UP NOW OR ELSE!”
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
“WHY ARE YOU TWO BEING MEAN TO EACHOTHER?!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
“WHY ARE YOU TWO BEING MEAN TO EACHOTHER?!”
“I’M JUST STANDING HERE!”
"AAAAA ITS TRYING TO JUMP INTO MY MOUTH?!??!? KILLIT KILL IT KILL IT!!"
swinging their scythe around, aiming the blade at its puffy head and- ..bouncing off?
"WHAT THE FUUUUCKK!?!?!?"
swinging their scythe around, aiming the blade at its puffy head and- ..bouncing off?
"WHAT THE FUUUUCKK!?!?!?"
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
“I’M JUST STANDING HERE!”
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
"MUSHROOMS ARE GROOOOSSSS DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU, ICKY GROSS THING!!!"
Smack smack smack smack .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
Smack smack smack smack .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Repeatedly hitting the thing with the butt of her scythe.
Repeatedly hitting the thing with the butt of her scythe.
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
"DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMPPP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEER!"
mario and toad are playing in a video game
ALT: mario and toad are playing in a video game
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January 19, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMPPP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEER!"
“OK SEE YA LATER ROCKY!”
He slowly got back up, panting afterwards.
"Alright, little guy... You win..."
He slowly walked away while muttering "If matchstick finds out about this..."
"Alright, little guy... You win..."
He slowly walked away while muttering "If matchstick finds out about this..."
“YAY I DID IT!”
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“OK SEE YA LATER ROCKY!”
“YAY I DID IT!”
His eyes widened as the shell approached him.
"Oooooh sweet mercy!"
He tried his best to shield himself with his arms before...
B O O M.
"Oooooh sweet mercy!"
He tried his best to shield himself with his arms before...
B O O M.
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“YAY I DID IT!”
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
"Who the hell is Bowser? Where did you even come from?"
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.
"...Yeah."
He shrugged.
He shrugged.
“AND YOU HIT ME OVER MY MUSHROOM HEAD FOR IT?!”
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.
“AND YOU HIT ME OVER MY MUSHROOM HEAD FOR IT?!”
"Oh my God, shut up! Yer way too loud, little man."
Squishes and screams before returning to normal.
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“AND YOU HIT ME OVER MY MUSHROOM HEAD FOR IT?!”
Squishes and screams before returning to normal.
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Squishes and screams before returning to normal.
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
“OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR BIG ROCK GUY?”
"HI! I'M TOAD!"
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
"HI! I'M TOAD!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
He's just... Pushing @limushroomguytoad.bsky.social down the stairs-
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
"CHEESE!!!"
Cheese?
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"CHEESE!!!"
worm How come I can make an account and follow three hundred people without getting a spam label, but others get slammed with one for way less?
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
worm How come I can make an account and follow three hundred people without getting a spam label, but others get slammed with one for way less?
"HI I'M TOAD!" (Rules)
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
"HI I'M TOAD!" (Rules)
"HI I'M TOAD!" (Writer)
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"HI I'M TOAD!" (Writer)
"HI I'M TOAD!" (MUSE)
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"HI I'M TOAD!" (MUSE)