Limerosophy
@limerosophy.bsky.social
I can't stop writing these so people might as well read them. Saving the world one limerick at a time.
The Kennedy Center is closing
While Trump is parading and posing
Distracting the news
From his Epstein blues
So he can go right back to dozing.
While Trump is parading and posing
Distracting the news
From his Epstein blues
So he can go right back to dozing.
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 AM
The Kennedy Center is closing
While Trump is parading and posing
Distracting the news
From his Epstein blues
So he can go right back to dozing.
While Trump is parading and posing
Distracting the news
From his Epstein blues
So he can go right back to dozing.
Trump’s sending in Homan the Czar
His biggest concession so far
Give Homan a bag
That’s stuffed full of swag
And maybe he won’t shoot your car.
His biggest concession so far
Give Homan a bag
That’s stuffed full of swag
And maybe he won’t shoot your car.
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Trump’s sending in Homan the Czar
His biggest concession so far
Give Homan a bag
That’s stuffed full of swag
And maybe he won’t shoot your car.
His biggest concession so far
Give Homan a bag
That’s stuffed full of swag
And maybe he won’t shoot your car.
Both Kristi and Pammi are trolls
Fulfilling their dear leader’s goals
They have overreached
And should be impeached
And spend their lives roasting on coals.
Fulfilling their dear leader’s goals
They have overreached
And should be impeached
And spend their lives roasting on coals.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Both Kristi and Pammi are trolls
Fulfilling their dear leader’s goals
They have overreached
And should be impeached
And spend their lives roasting on coals.
Fulfilling their dear leader’s goals
They have overreached
And should be impeached
And spend their lives roasting on coals.
A crazy old man on a stage
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 AM
A crazy old man on a stage
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
A crazy old man on a stage
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
January 22, 2026 at 11:11 AM
A crazy old man on a stage
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
Is venting his lunatic rage
He’s dangerous, yes,
But also, a mess;
I hope we can soon turn the page.
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We’re led by a Mafia capo
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
He’s even hit Bezos’s WaPo
He’s using his wiles
To deep six the files
And keep all eyes on his Gestapo.
It seems in this land of the free
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
It seems in this land of the free
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
Trump’s filled with colonial lust
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Trump’s filled with colonial lust
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
A guy who’s evading a probe
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A guy who’s evading a probe
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
This corpse-like descendent of Glasgow,
this character from Donnie Brasco,
knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
this character from Donnie Brasco,
knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This corpse-like descendent of Glasgow,
this character from Donnie Brasco,
knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
this character from Donnie Brasco,
knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.