Limerosophy
@limerosophy.bsky.social
I can't stop writing these so people might as well read them. Saving the world one limerick at a time.
It seems in this land of the free
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It seems in this land of the free
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
That freedom’s not for you and me
We’re governed by loons
Who send out their goons
To murder whoever they see.
Trump’s filled with colonial lust
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Trump’s filled with colonial lust
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
He thinks his claims are fair and just
He wants Greenland next
But that’s a pretext
So those Epstein files won’t be sussed.
A guy who’s evading a probe
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A guy who’s evading a probe
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
And lacking a full frontal lobe
Down there with his palms
Has less than no qualms
About blowing up this whole globe.
When crazy old Marge Taylor Green
Arrived on the new MAGA scene
She sucked up to Trump
And kissed his plump rump
And was his beloved blond queen
But now she is jaded and sad
Concluding her judgement was bad
And sometimes Mike Pence
Can also make sense:
The world has gone utterly mad.
Arrived on the new MAGA scene
She sucked up to Trump
And kissed his plump rump
And was his beloved blond queen
But now she is jaded and sad
Concluding her judgement was bad
And sometimes Mike Pence
Can also make sense:
The world has gone utterly mad.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When crazy old Marge Taylor Green
Arrived on the new MAGA scene
She sucked up to Trump
And kissed his plump rump
And was his beloved blond queen
But now she is jaded and sad
Concluding her judgement was bad
And sometimes Mike Pence
Can also make sense:
The world has gone utterly mad.
Arrived on the new MAGA scene
She sucked up to Trump
And kissed his plump rump
And was his beloved blond queen
But now she is jaded and sad
Concluding her judgement was bad
And sometimes Mike Pence
Can also make sense:
The world has gone utterly mad.
Trump clearly was pals with the pedo
And swam in his pool in a speedo
And then his pal died
With help from inside,
Some guy from New Jersey named Guido.
And swam in his pool in a speedo
And then his pal died
With help from inside,
Some guy from New Jersey named Guido.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trump clearly was pals with the pedo
And swam in his pool in a speedo
And then his pal died
With help from inside,
Some guy from New Jersey named Guido.
And swam in his pool in a speedo
And then his pal died
With help from inside,
Some guy from New Jersey named Guido.
This corpse-like descendent of Glasgow,
this character from Donnie Brasco,
Knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
this character from Donnie Brasco,
Knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This corpse-like descendent of Glasgow,
this character from Donnie Brasco,
Knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
this character from Donnie Brasco,
Knows his days are numbered
and thus he has slumbered
his way through this entire fiasco.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
Pam Bondi’s a real piece of work
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pam Bondi’s a real piece of work
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
This seems like a new civil war
Though nobody knows what it’s for
Our rights have been sold
For a palace of gold
For a senile celebrity whore.
Though nobody knows what it’s for
Our rights have been sold
For a palace of gold
For a senile celebrity whore.
October 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This seems like a new civil war
Though nobody knows what it’s for
Our rights have been sold
For a palace of gold
For a senile celebrity whore.
Though nobody knows what it’s for
Our rights have been sold
For a palace of gold
For a senile celebrity whore.
Trump’s starting his own little war
He wants to provoke us some more
Exerting his might
By picking a fight
That’s not what our army is for.
He wants to provoke us some more
Exerting his might
By picking a fight
That’s not what our army is for.
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Trump’s starting his own little war
He wants to provoke us some more
Exerting his might
By picking a fight
That’s not what our army is for.
He wants to provoke us some more
Exerting his might
By picking a fight
That’s not what our army is for.
Trump seems to be having an issue
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
September 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trump seems to be having an issue
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
Trump’s building a fascist regime
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Trump’s building a fascist regime
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Trump looks at the camera and smiles
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
August 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Trump looks at the camera and smiles
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
The prez wants to cancel the vote
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
August 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The prez wants to cancel the vote
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
Trump’s hosting a coup with no shootin’
Endorsing the ethics of Putin
And fondness for killin’.
He’s like a Bond villain
With tasting notes of a Wayne Newton.
Endorsing the ethics of Putin
And fondness for killin’.
He’s like a Bond villain
With tasting notes of a Wayne Newton.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Trump’s hosting a coup with no shootin’
Endorsing the ethics of Putin
And fondness for killin’.
He’s like a Bond villain
With tasting notes of a Wayne Newton.
Endorsing the ethics of Putin
And fondness for killin’.
He’s like a Bond villain
With tasting notes of a Wayne Newton.
Trump licks at the boots of his bestie.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Trump licks at the boots of his bestie.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
The president’s out on the links.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
July 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The president’s out on the links.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
The prez, who is always loquacious,
Asserts that Obama’s “sedatious.”
Though that’s not a word
It’s what we all heard,
Deranged, disrespectful, fallacious.
Asserts that Obama’s “sedatious.”
Though that’s not a word
It’s what we all heard,
Deranged, disrespectful, fallacious.
July 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The prez, who is always loquacious,
Asserts that Obama’s “sedatious.”
Though that’s not a word
It’s what we all heard,
Deranged, disrespectful, fallacious.
Asserts that Obama’s “sedatious.”
Though that’s not a word
It’s what we all heard,
Deranged, disrespectful, fallacious.
Trump talks to the media, grinning
To celebrate “six months of winning.”
To shore up his base
He lies through his face
So we just ignore all his sinning.
But this doesn’t seem to be working:
The Epstein fiasco is lurking.
To celebrate “six months of winning.”
To shore up his base
He lies through his face
So we just ignore all his sinning.
But this doesn’t seem to be working:
The Epstein fiasco is lurking.
July 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump talks to the media, grinning
To celebrate “six months of winning.”
To shore up his base
He lies through his face
So we just ignore all his sinning.
But this doesn’t seem to be working:
The Epstein fiasco is lurking.
To celebrate “six months of winning.”
To shore up his base
He lies through his face
So we just ignore all his sinning.
But this doesn’t seem to be working:
The Epstein fiasco is lurking.
There’s nothing in those Epstein files
Says Trump’s DOJ with siegheils
Ignore the photo
Of Trump and his bro
With creepy, lascivious smiles.
Says Trump’s DOJ with siegheils
Ignore the photo
Of Trump and his bro
With creepy, lascivious smiles.
July 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s nothing in those Epstein files
Says Trump’s DOJ with siegheils
Ignore the photo
Of Trump and his bro
With creepy, lascivious smiles.
Says Trump’s DOJ with siegheils
Ignore the photo
Of Trump and his bro
With creepy, lascivious smiles.
The “Beautiful Bill” has been passed
Its consequences will be vast
Republicans’ shame
Will live in their name
However long they will all last.
The whole world is watching, aghast.
Its consequences will be vast
Republicans’ shame
Will live in their name
However long they will all last.
The whole world is watching, aghast.
July 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The “Beautiful Bill” has been passed
Its consequences will be vast
Republicans’ shame
Will live in their name
However long they will all last.
The whole world is watching, aghast.
Its consequences will be vast
Republicans’ shame
Will live in their name
However long they will all last.
The whole world is watching, aghast.
It’s so hard to fathom a mind
That thrives upon being unkind
And wrecking the land
Our forefathers planned
Where democracy was enshrined.
That thrives upon being unkind
And wrecking the land
Our forefathers planned
Where democracy was enshrined.
July 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s so hard to fathom a mind
That thrives upon being unkind
And wrecking the land
Our forefathers planned
Where democracy was enshrined.
That thrives upon being unkind
And wrecking the land
Our forefathers planned
Where democracy was enshrined.
Republicans’ numbers aren’t good
Because of reverse Robin Hood
Trump’s bill on the floor
Will cost them much more
Than they realize that it could.
Because of reverse Robin Hood
Trump’s bill on the floor
Will cost them much more
Than they realize that it could.
July 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Republicans’ numbers aren’t good
Because of reverse Robin Hood
Trump’s bill on the floor
Will cost them much more
Than they realize that it could.
Because of reverse Robin Hood
Trump’s bill on the floor
Will cost them much more
Than they realize that it could.
Republicans’ Beautiful Bill
Is going to make people ill
To favor the rich
They’ll drive in a ditch
And totally empty our till.
Is going to make people ill
To favor the rich
They’ll drive in a ditch
And totally empty our till.
July 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Republicans’ Beautiful Bill
Is going to make people ill
To favor the rich
They’ll drive in a ditch
And totally empty our till.
Is going to make people ill
To favor the rich
They’ll drive in a ditch
And totally empty our till.