limERICk
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limERICk
@lim-eric-k.bsky.social
· Mar 20
An idea found its way to my head
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!
No coffee can get me to "wired"
Worked all weekend and now I'm too tired
And the start of the week
Has an outlook so bleak
There's no way I can fake being inspired
Worked all weekend and now I'm too tired
And the start of the week
Has an outlook so bleak
There's no way I can fake being inspired
May 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No coffee can get me to "wired"
Worked all weekend and now I'm too tired
And the start of the week
Has an outlook so bleak
There's no way I can fake being inspired
Worked all weekend and now I'm too tired
And the start of the week
Has an outlook so bleak
There's no way I can fake being inspired
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I thought I would do this each day
But ADHD said "No way!
If it's not in your face
Then it just won't take place!
You'll forget to despite your dismay!"
But ADHD said "No way!
If it's not in your face
Then it just won't take place!
You'll forget to despite your dismay!"
April 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I thought I would do this each day
But ADHD said "No way!
If it's not in your face
Then it just won't take place!
You'll forget to despite your dismay!"
But ADHD said "No way!
If it's not in your face
Then it just won't take place!
You'll forget to despite your dismay!"
Stopping to pick up some barbecue
Who knew that I'd have to wait in a queue
Just give me my food
Because I'm in the mood
To chowser it down like I wanna do!
Who knew that I'd have to wait in a queue
Just give me my food
Because I'm in the mood
To chowser it down like I wanna do!
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Stopping to pick up some barbecue
Who knew that I'd have to wait in a queue
Just give me my food
Because I'm in the mood
To chowser it down like I wanna do!
Who knew that I'd have to wait in a queue
Just give me my food
Because I'm in the mood
To chowser it down like I wanna do!
Andie walked daily to class
Jonny wished she were his lass
He carried her books
And that's just what it took
So they skipped school and played in the grass
Jonny wished she were his lass
He carried her books
And that's just what it took
So they skipped school and played in the grass
April 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Andie walked daily to class
Jonny wished she were his lass
He carried her books
And that's just what it took
So they skipped school and played in the grass
Jonny wished she were his lass
He carried her books
And that's just what it took
So they skipped school and played in the grass
It's amazing how time slips away
I meant to make posts every day
Then the prez, he went nuts
Knocked the stocks on their butts
And it stripped my inertia away!
I meant to make posts every day
Then the prez, he went nuts
Knocked the stocks on their butts
And it stripped my inertia away!
April 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's amazing how time slips away
I meant to make posts every day
Then the prez, he went nuts
Knocked the stocks on their butts
And it stripped my inertia away!
I meant to make posts every day
Then the prez, he went nuts
Knocked the stocks on their butts
And it stripped my inertia away!
Arthur wonders what it's about
Life's meaning he can't figure out
With his buddy named Ford
He hitchhikes aboard
A vessel that tosses him out
Life's meaning he can't figure out
With his buddy named Ford
He hitchhikes aboard
A vessel that tosses him out
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Arthur wonders what it's about
Life's meaning he can't figure out
With his buddy named Ford
He hitchhikes aboard
A vessel that tosses him out
Life's meaning he can't figure out
With his buddy named Ford
He hitchhikes aboard
A vessel that tosses him out
Listening to music from the 80s
The Beastie Boys shouting "hey ladies!"
New Order's weird titles
DMC spoke their recital
And The The put my mind at great ease
The Beastie Boys shouting "hey ladies!"
New Order's weird titles
DMC spoke their recital
And The The put my mind at great ease
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Listening to music from the 80s
The Beastie Boys shouting "hey ladies!"
New Order's weird titles
DMC spoke their recital
And The The put my mind at great ease
The Beastie Boys shouting "hey ladies!"
New Order's weird titles
DMC spoke their recital
And The The put my mind at great ease
It was nothing more than a chat
You seem so upset about that
So the press got alerted
And innocents were murdered
But the emojis were totally PHAT!
#satire #sarcasm #GOP_terrorism
You seem so upset about that
So the press got alerted
And innocents were murdered
But the emojis were totally PHAT!
#satire #sarcasm #GOP_terrorism
March 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It was nothing more than a chat
You seem so upset about that
So the press got alerted
And innocents were murdered
But the emojis were totally PHAT!
#satire #sarcasm #GOP_terrorism
You seem so upset about that
So the press got alerted
And innocents were murdered
But the emojis were totally PHAT!
#satire #sarcasm #GOP_terrorism
It's two in the morning, and so
I'm up yet I also feel low
I know in the morning
I'll spend my time yawning
So why can't I sleep? I don't know!
I'm up yet I also feel low
I know in the morning
I'll spend my time yawning
So why can't I sleep? I don't know!
March 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It's two in the morning, and so
I'm up yet I also feel low
I know in the morning
I'll spend my time yawning
So why can't I sleep? I don't know!
I'm up yet I also feel low
I know in the morning
I'll spend my time yawning
So why can't I sleep? I don't know!
I wander the aisles of the store
Oh! Bell peppers! I'll just pick up four
I've got nine at home
But my thoughts they do roam
So I'm constantly bringing home more!
Oh! Bell peppers! I'll just pick up four
I've got nine at home
But my thoughts they do roam
So I'm constantly bringing home more!
a defective sense of object permanence is why I have 13 bell peppers in my fridge
March 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I wander the aisles of the store
Oh! Bell peppers! I'll just pick up four
I've got nine at home
But my thoughts they do roam
So I'm constantly bringing home more!
Oh! Bell peppers! I'll just pick up four
I've got nine at home
But my thoughts they do roam
So I'm constantly bringing home more!
Today is the end of the week
Sadly not the end that we seek
The starting end, that is
As we return to the biz
The first day of the week leaves us weak
Sadly not the end that we seek
The starting end, that is
As we return to the biz
The first day of the week leaves us weak
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Today is the end of the week
Sadly not the end that we seek
The starting end, that is
As we return to the biz
The first day of the week leaves us weak
Sadly not the end that we seek
The starting end, that is
As we return to the biz
The first day of the week leaves us weak
A lazy day about on a Saturday
I see so many posts labeled "Caturday"
But I don't have a cat
So based upon that
It's become "The Alarm Doesn't Matter Day"!
I see so many posts labeled "Caturday"
But I don't have a cat
So based upon that
It's become "The Alarm Doesn't Matter Day"!
March 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A lazy day about on a Saturday
I see so many posts labeled "Caturday"
But I don't have a cat
So based upon that
It's become "The Alarm Doesn't Matter Day"!
I see so many posts labeled "Caturday"
But I don't have a cat
So based upon that
It's become "The Alarm Doesn't Matter Day"!
The work week is nearing an end
So take a deep breath in my friend
You'll recoup your sleep
No alarm's gonna beep
'Til Monday when it starts up again
So take a deep breath in my friend
You'll recoup your sleep
No alarm's gonna beep
'Til Monday when it starts up again
March 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The work week is nearing an end
So take a deep breath in my friend
You'll recoup your sleep
No alarm's gonna beep
'Til Monday when it starts up again
So take a deep breath in my friend
You'll recoup your sleep
No alarm's gonna beep
'Til Monday when it starts up again
We seek to move on with consistency
It helps to ensure we have sanity
With pleasure we try
As each day passes by
To achieve the above through maturity
It helps to ensure we have sanity
With pleasure we try
As each day passes by
To achieve the above through maturity
consistency, sanity, maturity, pleasure
March 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We seek to move on with consistency
It helps to ensure we have sanity
With pleasure we try
As each day passes by
To achieve the above through maturity
It helps to ensure we have sanity
With pleasure we try
As each day passes by
To achieve the above through maturity
An idea found its way to my head
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!
March 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
An idea found its way to my head
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!
Last night while I lie in my bed
The very word "limerick"
Contains in it "Eric"
And thus this limERICk was bred!