You know Tooth Tunes was one step away from being the worlds greatest invention. Mint toothpaste with a little "tune" on your teeths. No, come on, call it Jaw Jams. The world would have been a better place if it was called Jaw Jams. Spreading Mint around my tooths with my Jaw Jams. Marketing genius.

Sometimes when I trip and get a booboo on my knee, I rub some Mint Jams in it. And while it does hurt more for a period of 10 to maybe 11 seconds, I know that, in the long term, my health is important and longevity is something everybody should strive for.

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

Really, you can use Mint Jam on pretty much anything.

Mint Jams has been crucial in the healing process particularly that one riff that does "da d-da da da* da* daaah, da d-da da du* du* dah DAH dahhhhh" and then the triangle goes wild

Guys I hate to say it, but Mint Jams really helps with the pain of having your foot ran over. Spread the word.

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