i NEED to get back in drag but i look like this :-(
May 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i NEED to get back in drag but i look like this :-(
love not ever being able to go 2 seconds on the tl without someone going off about how big boobs are the best thing to ever exist
December 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
love not ever being able to go 2 seconds on the tl without someone going off about how big boobs are the best thing to ever exist
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police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM IN A BIG PINK TRUCK
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM IN A BIG PINK TRUCK
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it’s 51° on december 8th…
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 PM
it’s 51° on december 8th…
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
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calling them 'skeets' serves the same function as firing a gun every once in a while to keep rent down
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 PM
calling them 'skeets' serves the same function as firing a gun every once in a while to keep rent down
this did not last long
for christmas i will stop using my powers for evil
December 7, 2024 at 7:54 PM
this did not last long
one thing about me- if you wanna get crazy with me i'll get insane
December 7, 2024 at 4:36 PM
one thing about me- if you wanna get crazy with me i'll get insane
living in the worst and most expensive apartment i've ever had in my life and i wanna kms
December 4, 2024 at 1:18 AM
living in the worst and most expensive apartment i've ever had in my life and i wanna kms
paying $125 more for a smaller apartment please kill me now
December 3, 2024 at 8:35 PM
paying $125 more for a smaller apartment please kill me now
me meeting all my new roommates drunk because i hate my new apartment
December 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
me meeting all my new roommates drunk because i hate my new apartment
i'm literally gonna fucking scream all day i HATE moving and i don't wanna do this shit
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
i'm literally gonna fucking scream all day i HATE moving and i don't wanna do this shit
for christmas i will stop using my powers for evil
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
for christmas i will stop using my powers for evil
still thinking abt wicked
November 27, 2024 at 11:04 PM
still thinking abt wicked
i will be live skeeting my rewatch of desperate housewives
November 27, 2024 at 5:04 AM
i will be live skeeting my rewatch of desperate housewives
oh mary alice...what did you do
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
oh mary alice...what did you do
my boss doesn't know she's about to lose sales support the week before christmas shopping starts and i cannot wait to tell her
November 26, 2024 at 11:56 PM
my boss doesn't know she's about to lose sales support the week before christmas shopping starts and i cannot wait to tell her
i went to the doctor and got a pelvic exam, this man jabs two cold fingers in and asks if it hurts, i say yes and he tells me confidently that i have PID and need antibiotics. i have a full body panic attack- overheating, sweating, shaking, nearly vomiting- he leaves and the female chaperone (1/?)
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
i went to the doctor and got a pelvic exam, this man jabs two cold fingers in and asks if it hurts, i say yes and he tells me confidently that i have PID and need antibiotics. i have a full body panic attack- overheating, sweating, shaking, nearly vomiting- he leaves and the female chaperone (1/?)
gm guess who got tickets to brat
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
gm guess who got tickets to brat
literally insane what happens when you start your day before 11 am
November 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
literally insane what happens when you start your day before 11 am
yall ever plan your laxatives on your day off
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
yall ever plan your laxatives on your day off
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Have You Erased A Bisexual Today ?
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Have You Erased A Bisexual Today ?
would it be a cute petite thing to do of i quit this week before i finish my shifts bc my boss keeps asking if i'm pregnant every time i have to pee
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 PM
would it be a cute petite thing to do of i quit this week before i finish my shifts bc my boss keeps asking if i'm pregnant every time i have to pee