Lily Smith
@liltinker.bsky.social
Minor irritant and general liability. Maker of collages, t-shirts, stories and distressing smells.
Congratulations to Bram Stoker, quite the achievement.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Congratulations to Bram Stoker, quite the achievement.
Etsy doesn't really understand the concept of Northern Ireland.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Etsy doesn't really understand the concept of Northern Ireland.
The pumpkins are having their last outing.
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The pumpkins are having their last outing.
I do not approve of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it, on the assumption that a mob with pitchforks knows where you live and will take the matter out of my hands.
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I do not approve of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it, on the assumption that a mob with pitchforks knows where you live and will take the matter out of my hands.
Mum just 'as iffed' Sinbad & the Eye of the Tiger.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mum just 'as iffed' Sinbad & the Eye of the Tiger.
Mum is watching an episode of Taggart that's so old it has Taggart in it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mum is watching an episode of Taggart that's so old it has Taggart in it.
I wear my heart on my sleeve and wonder why my cuffs are stained.
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wear my heart on my sleeve and wonder why my cuffs are stained.
A lot of lads round here wander about in the sunshine with hoods up and balaclavas on, and it always reminds me of Pike in Dad's Army. I know what they're aiming for, but they look like they've got overprotective mothers worrying they'll catch a chill.
September 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A lot of lads round here wander about in the sunshine with hoods up and balaclavas on, and it always reminds me of Pike in Dad's Army. I know what they're aiming for, but they look like they've got overprotective mothers worrying they'll catch a chill.
"What words do you live by?"
Bloody hell, have you got nothing else to do?
Bloody hell, have you got nothing else to do?
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"What words do you live by?"
Bloody hell, have you got nothing else to do?
Bloody hell, have you got nothing else to do?
Is The Troggs' I Can't Control Myself the only song with slacks in the lyrics?
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Is The Troggs' I Can't Control Myself the only song with slacks in the lyrics?
Reposted by Lily Smith
Elon Musk never got humiliated on a Golden Ticket tour of a Chocolate Factory, and it shows.
September 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Elon Musk never got humiliated on a Golden Ticket tour of a Chocolate Factory, and it shows.
I left the house this morning muttering that I might not go back. Now I'm sat in the cafe at M&S, sad that I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I left the house this morning muttering that I might not go back. Now I'm sat in the cafe at M&S, sad that I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
Ooh, I love it when "explain how the thermostat works three times a day" season arrives!
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ooh, I love it when "explain how the thermostat works three times a day" season arrives!
I was watching a hotel protest on the news, and when they interviewed one woman about what her objection was, she said, "My son's trying to get on the property ladder, and he can't, and they're prioritising these people," and I can't make the connection.
September 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was watching a hotel protest on the news, and when they interviewed one woman about what her objection was, she said, "My son's trying to get on the property ladder, and he can't, and they're prioritising these people," and I can't make the connection.
I'm starting the "Legalise Throwing Milkshakes at Nigel Farage Party". Obviously I only have one policy, but that hasn't stopped anyone before.
September 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm starting the "Legalise Throwing Milkshakes at Nigel Farage Party". Obviously I only have one policy, but that hasn't stopped anyone before.
Oh, Angela, nooooooo
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Oh, Angela, nooooooo
How could anyone bear to part with their Brian Turner Toby jug?
September 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How could anyone bear to part with their Brian Turner Toby jug?
I'm a bit more Ren every day.
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm a bit more Ren every day.
There's a chicken foot in the road, which is odd enough, but it's really big. Like, Chicken Boo big.
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
There's a chicken foot in the road, which is odd enough, but it's really big. Like, Chicken Boo big.
Getting a job lot of these to flog down the market.
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Getting a job lot of these to flog down the market.