Allena Braithwaite
@lilterracotta.bsky.social
Playing Souls, toking bowls.
Pinned
Big Dogs apparel is an important part of my origin story.
finally gonna get a REAL job (become a weed delivery driver next year)
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
finally gonna get a REAL job (become a weed delivery driver next year)
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this is what my notifs look like, btw
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this is what my notifs look like, btw
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Gotta natural aegyo sal thing going at all times
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gotta natural aegyo sal thing going at all times
Need to get serious about the “take no shit” part of the “do no harm, take no shit” mantra.
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Need to get serious about the “take no shit” part of the “do no harm, take no shit” mantra.
“Camera friendly ice cream scoopers” is such a girlboss way of saying no uggos allowed.
Could not be more excited to be in @defector.com talking about SMiZE&DREAM HOT MAMA Hot Ice Cream defector.com/tyra-banks-p...
Tyra Banks Please Explain What The Hell You Mean By “Hot Ice Cream” | Defector
Tyra Banks’s eyes are wild. Or maybe they were just always that way, her piercing green-gray irises one of many reminders that right, before she was a TV host and an MLM kingpin and a meme, she was a ...
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December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Camera friendly ice cream scoopers” is such a girlboss way of saying no uggos allowed.
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The future is not foreclosed.
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The future is not foreclosed.
gotta write a medically-accurate-as-possible blog on shilajit cos if I don’t the ceo just gonna have the LLM he trained write it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
gotta write a medically-accurate-as-possible blog on shilajit cos if I don’t the ceo just gonna have the LLM he trained write it.
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ah, the old classic Feeling Like a Mooch friend vs Would You Let Me Fucking Help you friend dynamic.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ah, the old classic Feeling Like a Mooch friend vs Would You Let Me Fucking Help you friend dynamic.
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the king is back
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the king is back
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Americans now believe it takes an average of $839,000 to be “financially comfortable.”
They also believe it takes $2.3 million to be considered wealthy. That’s a 21% rise since 2021.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/h...
They also believe it takes $2.3 million to be considered wealthy. That’s a 21% rise since 2021.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/h...
What it takes to be wealthy in America: $2.3 million, Charles Schwab says | Fortune
Survey respondents said it feels like it takes more money to feel wealthy today compared to last year.
fortune.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Americans now believe it takes an average of $839,000 to be “financially comfortable.”
They also believe it takes $2.3 million to be considered wealthy. That’s a 21% rise since 2021.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/h...
They also believe it takes $2.3 million to be considered wealthy. That’s a 21% rise since 2021.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/h...
@dropout.tv important request from a real one
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@dropout.tv important request from a real one
Byung Chul Han will call this selfie self harm, but the harm began when doing the sample table for one hour every shift became mandatory.
And my lipstick looks good today.
And my lipstick looks good today.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Byung Chul Han will call this selfie self harm, but the harm began when doing the sample table for one hour every shift became mandatory.
And my lipstick looks good today.
And my lipstick looks good today.
“How much salmon do you eat you nasty bitch?”
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“How much salmon do you eat you nasty bitch?”
Obviously I hate both of these ppl but Bill Maher telling Ana Kasparian she don’t know what a genocide is … WILD
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Obviously I hate both of these ppl but Bill Maher telling Ana Kasparian she don’t know what a genocide is … WILD
I will overcome this because I am connected to a power greater than myself (my comrades).
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I will overcome this because I am connected to a power greater than myself (my comrades).
Big Dogs apparel is an important part of my origin story.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big Dogs apparel is an important part of my origin story.
There’s a special place in hell for people that extract free work from someone on the basis of identity.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There’s a special place in hell for people that extract free work from someone on the basis of identity.
Never trust a capitalist.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Never trust a capitalist.
Apple Maps and Google maps bus schedules always showing wildly variable schedules for the exact same line
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Apple Maps and Google maps bus schedules always showing wildly variable schedules for the exact same line
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I love it when ppl pronounce the “l” in salmon.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I love it when ppl pronounce the “l” in salmon.
The way I roast myself in my journal 🙃💗
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The way I roast myself in my journal 🙃💗
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My favorite Eddie Murphy film is boomerang.
Thank you and good day
Thank you and good day
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My favorite Eddie Murphy film is boomerang.
Thank you and good day
Thank you and good day
wikipedia on dark mode >>>>>
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
wikipedia on dark mode >>>>>