When Democrats are in power, they can't do good, non-genocidal things because politics is complex and also the presidency isn't a magic wand, but when Republicans are in power they can make trans people illegal on Day 1 because politics is complex and also the presidency is now an infinity gauntlet.

The best thing about finishing work is farting freely without fear that someone’s going to walk into it

I lovelovelovelove my daith piercing but holy shit I miss scratching my ear when it gets itchy without doing some weird acrobatics with an earbud or shaking my ear and hoping for the best 😭😭😭

Gonna do this to attract some new people to follow:

#beyhive #beyonce
#phan #danandphil #danielhowell #phillester

I still don’t have enough Phannies on my timeline why

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

is there any booktok-esque starter packs?

phil :3
#dnp #phanart

It’s so freeing clicking on a post andactually seeing the replies instead of ads and bots and other irrelevant posts 👌🏻

✨ GIVEAWAY ✨
winner will receive their choice of 1 apparel item from my shop!

to enter:
•follow me
•like & repost this
•tag a friend below

ends 11/20! good luck 🍀

When I get home tonight I’m gonna use that cursed twitter follower migration chrome extension thing and spend two hours porting everyone over cause damn

If I tweet #phan #danielhowell #phillester will I find some phannies cause my timeline is too…. Normal and I don’t like it

This is what I’m going to do too

How do you do that thing again where you port your following list from Twitter to Bluesky?

I think the result finally pushed me off Twitter for good lol