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baekai
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i be in them waters (branding, design, advertising, photography, the literal river, planners/journals, film, and somethings i'm probably forgetting)

real lover girl 💕
all this talk of hot pockets…now i need a calzone
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
exhibit c: no dick discipline
The viral clip of Cam Newton saying he can't have platonic relationships and the men in the comments agreeing with him is unsettling. They don't know how barbaric and immature they sound. Embarrassing.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
was telling a homie that men were intimidated by me at this art event, in part cause I was wearing a mink coat.

he gone tell me to "wear a nike hoodie next time"

boyyyy
a man is laying on a bed with a glass of water in his hand and looking up at the camera .
Alt: Joanne the scammed, in fur coat, sending an upper cut to the viewer
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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idk about movies but the short of the grandpa playing himself in chess makes me smile every time
Pixar was founded 40 years ago today 🎂

Rank your top 4 movies
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Laz Alonso don’t get enough praise for the weight he gained and the way he be looking on The Boys
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Literacy being in the toilet is also why music sucks too!
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
gahdamn. i’m finally over 30 with the over 30 sex drive to boot 😭😭😭
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
i still think about Pushing Daisies 🥲

& the first two seasons of Heroes
Did any of yall have a show that was so good to you and you told any one you could about it and then, that show gets canceled?

Me: Westworld.
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Halle Berry covers The Cut
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
men: do you have any dick discipline???
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i fry my chicken hard the first time
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Shoot. Him.
Shoutout to the man who saw me trying to dig my car out, and offered a heavier shovel and his number to give it back, but did not offer to help me—
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
fried chicken, candied yams, and greens (with the pork)
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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If you show a woman she is alone in handling an issue or her emotions, don’t even bother sending the carrier pigeon after she blocks you.
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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If you wanna help an independent baddie:

-send the funds
-offer a service
-pay for a service

Do SOMETHING to take off her plate. Adding to it will simply piss us off. Are you dumb?
February 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
WHO?!
WHO GONE BE THE BOYS??
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
girluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
As a homeowner I’m disgusted by men who bypass acts of service and think imma be interested.
No Randy Jackson GIF
ALT: No Randy Jackson GIF
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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I love physical touch. A man I love can never touch me too much. I’m never too overstimulated or having that bad of a day where I don’t want my man. 😭
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
that man is terrible but the bleating goat got a lot of kids, stylistically, in R&B
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Kendrick Lamar joins Stevie Wonder as the only artists ever to win 5 or more GRAMMYs in consecutive years.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Groundhog Day is the dumbest of all "holidays" but it's also great because, without it, we wouldn't have the movie which is both a comedic and philosophical masterpiece.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
now i wanna watch Groundhog Day
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
need a broadway play for the EGOT
Kendrick Lamar since 2024

- 10 Grammys wins (14 nominations)
- Record of the Year back to back
- AOTY Nomination
- Most watched Super Bowl Halftime Show
- An Emmy for SB Halftime Show
- 3 #1 Singles
- 1 #1 Album
- A Diamond Hit (NLU)
- One of highest grossing tours of all-time
- 1-0 on lawsuits
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM