JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE???

An incomplete list of search terms currently blocked on Instagram:

- #democrat
- #DNC
- #kamala
- #pelosi
- #fascist
- #jacksmith
- #impeach
- #leftist
- #fucktrump
- #fuckvance
- #specialprosecutor
- #harris
- #traitor
- #felon
- #drumpf
- #johnoliver
- #domesticterrorists
- #georgeconway

On Instagram they blocked #democrat but not #republican

This is fascism.

What is this phenomenon of straight guys full-on belly laughing during movies at any line that isn’t absolutely 100% serious and dour 💀 like y’all stfu I’m just trying to watch Nosferatu in reverent silence, you don’t need to cackle every time Willem Dafoe appears onscreen

Now is really not the time for my passport to have grown legs and decided to play hide-and-seek 💀

So on the night of January 2nd I had a dream that Patti Lupone died, and when I woke up I was like “oh shit how sad for Aubrey Plaza 😢”

Then I saw the NEWS 😱

When everyone says they wish LA had “real weather” is this what they mean? I don’t like it. I’m should not have to wake up on a Tuesday morning to go chase my bedroom window screen down the street.

Ok the government needs to start subsidizing egg prices WAY more. I’ve been seeing articles all day about eggs hitting “$9 per dozen in some Los Angeles stores” but I just took myself to Ralph’s and couldn’t find eggs for less than $12 a dozen WTF BIRD FLU

One of these days my inability to not confuse Lia Michelle with Liza Minnelli is going to get me in trouble.

Doing my best to spread #StandardCockSaturday awareness

If it’s too soon, there’s always #MedianCockMonday

This whole raw milk debate has me hella conflicted. Like, of course I don’t want *most* people to die of E. coli, but I also recognize that Reblochon is the only means to a proper tartiflette.

Hopefully RFKJr makes the right decision.

I don’t say this lightly, but as far as songs about holes go:

Dig It (from the movie Holes)>>>Diggy Diggy Hole

Bluesky rn

The speed with which my skyline oscillated from boxing to schlongs is amazing. This is a good app.

Taylor vs Serrano fight is cool and all but what I really want to see is Taylor Swift vs a Serrano pepper

In what world is Jake Paul part of Gen Alpha lol

Jake Paul IS a larp tho

City of Los Angeles: “We will be a national leader in the effort to reforest our urban neighborhoods.”

*proceeds to fill my neighborhood specifically with trees that either drop metric tons of sticky debris, or reek like North Korean barracks in Russia*