Lillie blue
@lillieblue10.bsky.social
Introverted cat lady. Metro Atlanta.
It's like 18 ° and I made the dog go out to pee. As she did she gave me the most forlorn look, like I had betrayed her. We went in immediately after but omg her face
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
It's like 18 ° and I made the dog go out to pee. As she did she gave me the most forlorn look, like I had betrayed her. We went in immediately after but omg her face
My nephew (9) put on my glasses as a joke. He then proceeded to read book titles across the room. I told his mother to take him to an eye doctor and yep he needs glasses.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My nephew (9) put on my glasses as a joke. He then proceeded to read book titles across the room. I told his mother to take him to an eye doctor and yep he needs glasses.
My hot water heater broke December 27th. It has not been fixed yet. I paid rent on time, do not tell me you can't afford it. They are sending someone out tomorrow to "look into the pilot light". 2 people have said the 21 year old water heater is dead. This is stupid and negligence.
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My hot water heater broke December 27th. It has not been fixed yet. I paid rent on time, do not tell me you can't afford it. They are sending someone out tomorrow to "look into the pilot light". 2 people have said the 21 year old water heater is dead. This is stupid and negligence.
I was pulled over and my sister said I needed to be respectful and cooperative. Ma'am I am the one who got arrested at 16 for assault on a police officer, why the fuck does she think I've gained any fucking respect for cops since?
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I was pulled over and my sister said I needed to be respectful and cooperative. Ma'am I am the one who got arrested at 16 for assault on a police officer, why the fuck does she think I've gained any fucking respect for cops since?
There is a person posting a scam on Nextdoor. They always say their son died a week ago and they have (insert newest model) iPhone, laptop etc. I don't know what the scam is but I like to message and ask how they have so many sons die. They usually delete account after.
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
There is a person posting a scam on Nextdoor. They always say their son died a week ago and they have (insert newest model) iPhone, laptop etc. I don't know what the scam is but I like to message and ask how they have so many sons die. They usually delete account after.
Summoning the devil
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Summoning the devil
Reposted by Lillie blue
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
I cooked chicken enchiladas last night and my nephew was excited. He said he had them at school and loved them. When done he tried and he said it was disgusting because it has sauce. Yeah he was thinking quesadilla.
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I cooked chicken enchiladas last night and my nephew was excited. He said he had them at school and loved them. When done he tried and he said it was disgusting because it has sauce. Yeah he was thinking quesadilla.
Our water heater broke around Christmas and the management company sent someone out. The man told them we needed a new one and we have heard nothing since. Fuck them.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Our water heater broke around Christmas and the management company sent someone out. The man told them we needed a new one and we have heard nothing since. Fuck them.
Yes it is cold tonight but there is no excuse to drive 20mph on surface streets. It isn't below 32 yet and we are in near drought conditions. There is no fucking ice. (Yet).
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yes it is cold tonight but there is no excuse to drive 20mph on surface streets. It isn't below 32 yet and we are in near drought conditions. There is no fucking ice. (Yet).
GPS was annoying me so I said "go fuck yourself ". It responded " I don't have a clear route to that location ". I have questions.
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
GPS was annoying me so I said "go fuck yourself ". It responded " I don't have a clear route to that location ". I have questions.
Not how I would have phrased it but then again I am human and not stupid.
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Not how I would have phrased it but then again I am human and not stupid.
Dog got out of gate and stole a neighbors package off their porch. By the time I got it from her the label was gone so I had to wait for them to come to me. They said they looked at their camera expecting porch pirates and saw dog instead.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Dog got out of gate and stole a neighbors package off their porch. By the time I got it from her the label was gone so I had to wait for them to come to me. They said they looked at their camera expecting porch pirates and saw dog instead.
Neighbors came home last night and the damn alarm was silent. Thank god.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Neighbors came home last night and the damn alarm was silent. Thank god.
Alarm is still going off. I'm not %100 sure they left town and are not dead in their house, so Monday I'll call in a welfare check.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Alarm is still going off. I'm not %100 sure they left town and are not dead in their house, so Monday I'll call in a welfare check.
Neighbors still aren't home and alarm is still going off.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Neighbors still aren't home and alarm is still going off.
Thr folks across the street from me must have left town for Thanksgiving. Their home alarm has been screaming off and of for 12 hours. Cops came the first time and no one answered so we have been left to deal with it. It's so fucking loud.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thr folks across the street from me must have left town for Thanksgiving. Their home alarm has been screaming off and of for 12 hours. Cops came the first time and no one answered so we have been left to deal with it. It's so fucking loud.
So I've been dumpster diving lately and holy shit the amount of perfect stuff thrown out. Let's see after a season changes the dollar stores throw out all of last seasons merch. Found ceramic pots, only flaw was they were flower shaped and it was fall. One store throws out stuff to make room f
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So I've been dumpster diving lately and holy shit the amount of perfect stuff thrown out. Let's see after a season changes the dollar stores throw out all of last seasons merch. Found ceramic pots, only flaw was they were flower shaped and it was fall. One store throws out stuff to make room f
Everyone kept recommending this one book so I picked it up and HATED the male LI so much I DNF. Skimmed the rest when folks said it had a good twist and I said the only good twist will be if this man dies. He doesn't and his backstory does not excuse his behavior and I think less of LI for
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Everyone kept recommending this one book so I picked it up and HATED the male LI so much I DNF. Skimmed the rest when folks said it had a good twist and I said the only good twist will be if this man dies. He doesn't and his backstory does not excuse his behavior and I think less of LI for
This traffic light intersects with railroad tracks so you could be at a red light when a train comes. I always said it was a stupid design and hated going that way. Train hit 2 cars today at light. Stupid ass design.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This traffic light intersects with railroad tracks so you could be at a red light when a train comes. I always said it was a stupid design and hated going that way. Train hit 2 cars today at light. Stupid ass design.
Due to great luck and half assed training none of our 7 cats get on counter tops. Until tonight. The cat that is almost 13 decided he needed to see what was on the stovetop. Nothing was on there but now I have to clean it. Asshole.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Due to great luck and half assed training none of our 7 cats get on counter tops. Until tonight. The cat that is almost 13 decided he needed to see what was on the stovetop. Nothing was on there but now I have to clean it. Asshole.
During an interview the lady asked if I could be any FICTIONAL character for 24 hrs, who and what would I do? I didn't have an answer so she gave examples like Superman, SpongeBob, Cher. One of those things is not like the others. Also that is a stupid neurotypical question I refused to answer.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
During an interview the lady asked if I could be any FICTIONAL character for 24 hrs, who and what would I do? I didn't have an answer so she gave examples like Superman, SpongeBob, Cher. One of those things is not like the others. Also that is a stupid neurotypical question I refused to answer.
Sometimes I look up people I was friends with as a kid and can't find most because they married and changed names. But one never did and shows up for owing child support and being a registered sex offender. I met her at church camp.
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sometimes I look up people I was friends with as a kid and can't find most because they married and changed names. But one never did and shows up for owing child support and being a registered sex offender. I met her at church camp.
To the drunk crying sorority girl I found and walked you to a friend's house, you deserve better than your current boyfriend.
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
To the drunk crying sorority girl I found and walked you to a friend's house, you deserve better than your current boyfriend.