Alila Cornelius-Jordan
@lilitsuntsun.bsky.social
🇧🇧She/They Writer cat mom by day and manic pixie nightmare by night. Emo wasn't a phase, but just ever evolving.
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I wrote this article and the governor hated it so much he made some calls to try and get it pulled.
The city of New Orleans uses the Mississippi River as drinking water. Our current governor begged the state to remove funding from the city of New Orleans to fix the pumps and the decaying sewage and water system UNTIL the DA agrees to prosecute women for abortions. www.essence.com/news/louisia...
December 31, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I wrote this article and the governor hated it so much he made some calls to try and get it pulled.
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Things I didn't have on my bingo card: Luigi the character becoming an anti-capitalist symbol
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Things I didn't have on my bingo card: Luigi the character becoming an anti-capitalist symbol
Not my Fitbit clocking exactly when I got fed up from SEPTA being SEPTA and my phone on its last legs 🤣
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Not my Fitbit clocking exactly when I got fed up from SEPTA being SEPTA and my phone on its last legs 🤣
I thought I was rather unkind in my initial thoughts about that CEO gettin got yesterday... But yall!? Y'all all going on lists! Keep it going!
December 5, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I thought I was rather unkind in my initial thoughts about that CEO gettin got yesterday... But yall!? Y'all all going on lists! Keep it going!
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Reading one of the sources, it looks like the iPhone did what Cybertruck didn’t.
November 28, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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What a paragraph
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
What a paragraph
Had two separate passengers say I have a good radio announcer voice today. Points for being a former theatre kid?
And I'm wearing a mask to boot.
And I'm wearing a mask to boot.
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Had two separate passengers say I have a good radio announcer voice today. Points for being a former theatre kid?
And I'm wearing a mask to boot.
And I'm wearing a mask to boot.
Ami didn't have to come out the microwave swinging like this. Totally uncalled for.
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Ami didn't have to come out the microwave swinging like this. Totally uncalled for.
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If you part of the big titty committee Macy’s got bras on sale for as low as $19. I have G’s and got 6 bras for $100
November 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
If you part of the big titty committee Macy’s got bras on sale for as low as $19. I have G’s and got 6 bras for $100
Dear men,
If you see a woman with over-the-ear noise canceling headphones, intently in their phone, don't disturb them to just "talk". Look at the clear signs! I want to decompress in peace!
~ LiLi
If you see a woman with over-the-ear noise canceling headphones, intently in their phone, don't disturb them to just "talk". Look at the clear signs! I want to decompress in peace!
~ LiLi
November 20, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Dear men,
If you see a woman with over-the-ear noise canceling headphones, intently in their phone, don't disturb them to just "talk". Look at the clear signs! I want to decompress in peace!
~ LiLi
If you see a woman with over-the-ear noise canceling headphones, intently in their phone, don't disturb them to just "talk". Look at the clear signs! I want to decompress in peace!
~ LiLi
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Since ancient times.
November 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Since ancient times.
That trifecta of being witness to a Boomer Scorpio with narc tendencies is mind-blowing. Like literally makes me want to 🤯🔫
February 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
That trifecta of being witness to a Boomer Scorpio with narc tendencies is mind-blowing. Like literally makes me want to 🤯🔫
To my NYC people: I'm not sure what y'all got going on the weekend on December 1st, but I can't find a single spot to stay overnight on the 1st into the 2nd for under $200 (if they still have available and not in Jersey). Any chance someone could let me crash?
November 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
To my NYC people: I'm not sure what y'all got going on the weekend on December 1st, but I can't find a single spot to stay overnight on the 1st into the 2nd for under $200 (if they still have available and not in Jersey). Any chance someone could let me crash?
Imma really need someone to throw an ugly Christmas sweater party so I have an excuse to buy this.
November 11, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Imma really need someone to throw an ugly Christmas sweater party so I have an excuse to buy this.
It has come to my attention that evidently a lot of people didn't realize Mario Lopez was Mexican and I... Bffr how the hell did anyone not know that!?
November 9, 2023 at 4:01 AM
It has come to my attention that evidently a lot of people didn't realize Mario Lopez was Mexican and I... Bffr how the hell did anyone not know that!?
Is it bad I'm still giggling at the guy who thought I was 21 yesterday? Like jaw dropped, eyes wide when I told him I was 34. Nothing like a little ego boost 😌😁🥰
October 13, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Is it bad I'm still giggling at the guy who thought I was 21 yesterday? Like jaw dropped, eyes wide when I told him I was 34. Nothing like a little ego boost 😌😁🥰
@jongraywb.bsky.social you going to NYCC this weekend?
October 9, 2023 at 1:37 AM
@jongraywb.bsky.social you going to NYCC this weekend?
Evidently there's no bootcamp tomorrow. So now I don't know if I should just go to the gym anyway or get some writing done 🤔
September 16, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Evidently there's no bootcamp tomorrow. So now I don't know if I should just go to the gym anyway or get some writing done 🤔
My mother has yet to learn how to not set me up for a joke. Thirty-four plus years and my reign of chaos still endures. She hates me for it, but she still laughs.
You created this sarcastic bitch! Deal with it!
You created this sarcastic bitch! Deal with it!
September 14, 2023 at 2:15 AM
My mother has yet to learn how to not set me up for a joke. Thirty-four plus years and my reign of chaos still endures. She hates me for it, but she still laughs.
You created this sarcastic bitch! Deal with it!
You created this sarcastic bitch! Deal with it!
Is it weird that I want to add being able to get back into moshing as a fitness goal? Because I think I'm adding it as a fitness goal.
September 13, 2023 at 10:32 AM
Is it weird that I want to add being able to get back into moshing as a fitness goal? Because I think I'm adding it as a fitness goal.
Only I would burn my leg making ice tea SMDH
August 16, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Only I would burn my leg making ice tea SMDH