Musicians should start being mean to Nardwuar again

(to the tune of It’s My Life by Bon Jovi)

It’s my slime

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

Genuinely makes me sad that history is filled with so many incredible fascinating stories yet the most popular history show on Netflix is some dipshit looking at old civilisations and just going "looks like they used secret technology or magic to build this"

Millennials will bark and clap like a seal any time they encounter the phrase “converted shipping container”.

Such a shame that Lights Camera Jackson never got to interview William Friedkin.

love to get into a hot steamy shower and apply various gels to my hair and body.

After many years of resisting. I am becoming a Stephen King fanboy. His 70s/80s run is just so in the zone it’s unbelievable.

Can we admit A Moon Shaped Pool fucking sucked?

Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my Coq 10