yeah I've got 24,000 unopened emails what about it??...

barbie lifted by the hand of God

Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!

(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)

I have opinions and they deserve to be heard!

hey babe can you just vaccuum this iud out of me real quick?

why do seats without backs exist?

im a hater first, girl second

who am I to tell me what to do?

I'm gonna have my grandkids call me Yaya big truck.

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

"he would turn to dust if he put a jansport backpack on"

making food is a Sisyphean task

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Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚

Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.