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yeah I've got 24,000 unopened emails what about it??...
April 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
barbie lifted by the hand of God
April 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!

(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have opinions and they deserve to be heard!
April 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
hey babe can you just vaccuum this iud out of me real quick?
March 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
why do seats without backs exist?
March 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
im a hater first, girl second
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
who am I to tell me what to do?
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm gonna have my grandkids call me Yaya big truck.
January 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"he would turn to dust if he put a jansport backpack on"
January 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
making food is a Sisyphean task
January 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Do me a kindness! Share this if you love and support your local library & librarians (and remember: that includes your school library & school librarian) 😊📚

Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚
January 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM