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he/they
i was crazy once
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i cut my finger on a glass in chicago... i hope i can still dance
how it feels to use chocolate as your delivery method for shrooms
July 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
did charlie and the chocolate factory... give me an eating disorder ??
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
how does that sufjan stevens song go? it's the fourth of july / we're all gonna die
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
being a teacher is a lot more fun when you think of it as making a bunch of people play "school"
June 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i'll roll cat hair into my joint idgaf
June 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
beckett employed era :(
April 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
can we get some commotion for the [otherworldly, haunting noise]?
April 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
just had my first "stove left on low for several hours unattended except for small cat" scare hoo wee
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
call me john appleseed (my apple seeds sprouted)
March 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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paid extra for the window seat on the flight home. did not regret it one bit
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
man once worth 10 gazillion dollars now worth 5 gazillion dollars
March 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
beckett employed era
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
why did the diary of a wimpy kid books have a distinct smell
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
happy st patrick's day i do not play about the color green
March 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I CAN SMELL BARBECUE ON THE BREEZE! SUMMERTIMEEEE!!! I DONT PRACTICE SANTERIA
March 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
snape snape severance snape
March 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i think my cat might be getting into communism. she can't stop talking about Mao
March 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
a Ukrainian dude in SecondLife taught me this phrase while flying in a wheelchair
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
when i learned about noah's ark as a kid, i didn't understand the reproductive necessity of one female and one male from each species. i thought God wanted each animal to have a friend so they didn't get lonely.
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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im like what if a gay guy was cool, and not a real guy
February 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i watch a lot of horror with closed captions and tbh they're overusing [squelching]
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Pritzker? I hardly know 'er
February 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i cut my finger on a glass in chicago... i hope i can still dance
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
it's giving..
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM