Chris Owens
@likesohushhush.bsky.social
Itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? [NB I'm not a politician, in the band Girls, or in the X Files.]
Cookie Monster would never.
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cookie Monster would never.
Happy birthday, Simon!
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Happy birthday, Simon!
*Characterful* seams, not terrible.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
*Characterful* seams, not terrible.
Oh god. Hope you feel better soon.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Oh god. Hope you feel better soon.
Mand, just saying this in case you want to repost: you’ve mis-spelled #HopeForHedgehogs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Mand, just saying this in case you want to repost: you’ve mis-spelled #HopeForHedgehogs.
Do you know about KitKats? The filling is made from mashed up KitKats, and always has been (I mean, presumably not the very first one). That means that, in theory, a KitKat bought today could contain some of the first KitKat.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do you know about KitKats? The filling is made from mashed up KitKats, and always has been (I mean, presumably not the very first one). That means that, in theory, a KitKat bought today could contain some of the first KitKat.
That Anthony Mann’s done loads, hasn’t he?
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That Anthony Mann’s done loads, hasn’t he?
Hohoho! Merry Christmas, readers!
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hohoho! Merry Christmas, readers!
Nooooo! If you need a sense of jeopardy, just go for a pee again.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nooooo! If you need a sense of jeopardy, just go for a pee again.
You can always spot a fake admiral because their faces are blurry.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
You can always spot a fake admiral because their faces are blurry.
B would look so cute, but I presume she’d hate it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
B would look so cute, but I presume she’d hate it.
“And Mainus is in a very sore state”. Just stop pronouncing it “my anus”, lads: “main-us”, surely.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“And Mainus is in a very sore state”. Just stop pronouncing it “my anus”, lads: “main-us”, surely.