Chris Owens
@likesohushhush.bsky.social
Itz juss been wurk wurk wurk 4 u lately master Bascule, Y dont u ½ a holiday? [NB I'm not a politician, in the band Girls, or in the X Files.]
Don’t have much to say that I haven’t said before: I still think it will get better, I don’t know when, and it is taking a while. Sending groovy thoughts and pet pics your way in the meantime. ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Don’t have much to say that I haven’t said before: I still think it will get better, I don’t know when, and it is taking a while. Sending groovy thoughts and pet pics your way in the meantime. ❤️
I beg your pardon?
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I beg your pardon?
Here’s Flossie. Heard you mention critters. Suddenly very interested.
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Here’s Flossie. Heard you mention critters. Suddenly very interested.
Asked the cat, and she confirms she will also be thinking good thoughts.
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Asked the cat, and she confirms she will also be thinking good thoughts.
Me and Flossie the dog will be thinking good thoughts for you. Probably the cat will be, too, but you can never tell with cats.
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me and Flossie the dog will be thinking good thoughts for you. Probably the cat will be, too, but you can never tell with cats.
Was this at half time?
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Was this at half time?
“Monster, monster, monster.”
September 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Monster, monster, monster.”
If you see this, quote a post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
September 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If you see this, quote a post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
Patterdale terrier with a wiry coat: moderately frizzy, although she isn’t fully dry yet. Can’t really send photo evidence as she’s a black dog in a badly lit bedroom. This is what she looked like a month or so ago.
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Patterdale terrier with a wiry coat: moderately frizzy, although she isn’t fully dry yet. Can’t really send photo evidence as she’s a black dog in a badly lit bedroom. This is what she looked like a month or so ago.
Flossie says hi.
September 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Flossie says hi.
The “Dave Hill, circa 76” haircut.
August 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The “Dave Hill, circa 76” haircut.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Threaten him with this. £21+P&P for the worst object in western culture. www.wayfair.co.uk/home-decor/p...
July 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Threaten him with this. £21+P&P for the worst object in western culture. www.wayfair.co.uk/home-decor/p...
Quality Alt-text, thank you. I love black cats.
June 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Quality Alt-text, thank you. I love black cats.
Katie, can I ask what an “assbutt” is? Also that cat is lovely.
June 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Katie, can I ask what an “assbutt” is? Also that cat is lovely.
Quality reporting by @tim-stillman.bsky.social on @arseblog.com . This was the entirety of this story (don’t worry, there is exhaustive reporting in other stories on the site). 👍
May 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Quality reporting by @tim-stillman.bsky.social on @arseblog.com . This was the entirety of this story (don’t worry, there is exhaustive reporting in other stories on the site). 👍
The only evidence that I haven’t hallucinated this, is this pic of it which someone’s drawn.
May 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The only evidence that I haven’t hallucinated this, is this pic of it which someone’s drawn.
And a pic of the cat, getting her morning cuddle off mom.
May 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
And a pic of the cat, getting her morning cuddle off mom.
Not being terribly silly, but here is Flossie sunning herself on the lawn a couple of minutes ago.
May 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Not being terribly silly, but here is Flossie sunning herself on the lawn a couple of minutes ago.
Bramble FTW! Don’t have any puppy pics of Flossie because we adopted her when she was 3, but this is from a couple of days ago.
May 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Bramble FTW! Don’t have any puppy pics of Flossie because we adopted her when she was 3, but this is from a couple of days ago.