i thought you were making up a random example here until i flipped over to the trends, what is this, 2010?? ppl should at least rank something freakfully, like ranking every episode of Clone Wars

anyway im gonna go hit my cow with a hoe to max out its affection

i have a couple of items im working on for myself, other than these my goal is to throw a finished garment at another person (and out of my apartment and sight)

i hear they like to go abroad, idk where tho

yeah like i really dont believe there are enough muggings and attempted kidnappings in Clinton to keep Daredevil busy every night. unless twinks are more violent than I've been lead to believe.

whats wrong with an honest rib or garter stitch, i ask you

yeah these haters are muddying the waters by being coy... they should just say that instead of making me try to guess if im talking to a hater

no... your doohickey...

now being afraid of cats or dogs, i understand this. sometimes you meet a Weird One and the interaction stays with you. but usually being confused by/not understanding can be cured by hanging out with one

im not sure how often ppl mean it that way vs "i prefer x animal", but as someone who grew up with both i find it baffling that anyone could strongly dislike either

knitting cables takes me 20x longer, mostly because i keep losing my crucial doohickey

i put down my doohickey and it teleports into the couch cushions. evil doohickey